Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 26, 2015.
4 hours ago
We always know summer is almost here when ducks swim in our pool#happysummer
A duck, a horse, and a pelican walk into a bar...
Will the next picture be feathers captioned with:
We know it's almost summer when the feral cats I feed tear apart the ducks swimming in our pool.
Beth loves her "Cement Pond".
"Earner" showing off.
Animal activist Beth Stern shows us a duck swimming in her pool. Prior to her house being built the area was wetland habitat and hundreds of ducks would gather there, with some nesting. But "activist" Beth thinks she's providing a nice home to wildlife when a duck floats in her chlorine pool . 3 words to describe Beth - Dumber than shit
Judge Gunk Van Wiggy:
I want the entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected
To paraphrase a classic Troy McClure quote:
"Howard's talent paid to build the pool and Beth's talent filled it with water"
I want to punch her in the face
"It's no big deal"
She's so classless, showing off the extreme wealth with their infinity pool.
You mean Howard's pool..... You fucking whore!
"It seems this duck was borned unable to handle normal pool water so it got sad eyes! Another blind foster who can't see needs me!"
I thought it was a pelican there for a sec.
I enjoy taking my morning exercise with duck feces and dander
Holden Caulfield she is not.
Never was she "roller-skate skinny", but goddam phony she has down to a science
Tony Soprano was fascinated by ducks in his swimming pool too and look what happened to him.
Howard made her delete the picture.