Beth sings a song to Buddy

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    1h
     
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    Where you are?!

    She IS a Fuckin retard.
     
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    That poor cat is obviously so lonely and starved for companionship. :(
     
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    She should've went with some Blind Willie Johnson instead, who I believe may or may not have had some sort of debilitating eye condition which may or may not be related to anything...

    And it's "how I wonder what you are," ditz.
     
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    I guess Daddy the felon and Mommy the soup kitchen hero weren't around enough to teach it the words to the song

    @monsoon

    F mutt
     
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    It always looks so dazed and confused when it finishes any large physical action or movement.

    Bitch has turned me into a cat sympathizer with her constant stream of daily animal abuse and exploitation, wayyy moreso than that dude who was holding a gun to his cat's head that she had Howard call the FBI on. I kind of liked that guy, actually. But this cunt is like the equine anti-christ.
     
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    ???the FBI??? :cwl:
     
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    It might've just been the NYPD, but I remember reading about him reporting to some form of law enforcement here, shortly after claiming her Twitter had been "hacked" with the photos.
     
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    Bitch, it is NOT a baby.
     
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    They are so dumb. They make up stories and lies and never think them through just one step.

    "Robin, Beths Twitter was hacked! Hacked, I tell you!"

    "Well, what did the police say, Howard?"

    "Police? Uhhhh....the police? Uh, I called but no one ans-GARY, GET ME THE NYPD ON THE PHONE!"
     
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    Just another to add to the laundry list of reasons why Artie was the best member of the show in its waning years. At least he'd make fun of the fact that he knew jack shit about computers with his jpeg shit. Howard likes to pretend he's up on the latest l33t terminology.

    *guy posts animal abuse reply*
    "SHE'S BEEN HACKED, ROBIN."
     
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    Yeah, the F.B.I. Fur Ball Inspectors.
     
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    Why does the cat live in a cage?
     
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    A cage free environment takes millions of dollars and years of fundraising to build.

    Oh boy, i hope this little dancing bit makes it into the new book! That would be great for the kids!!!
     
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    Wait, I thought the blind cat was Bella? Is Buddy blind too? This is all so fucking confusing.
     
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    HIs secret mystery disease is apparently contagious
     
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    I've always wanted to say this in the Dawg Shed....................SIM CARDS!
     
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    Buddy's so much better than blind-he has NO EYES!!
     
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    Beth said Buddy has to be isolated for several weeks otherwise she would end up with 17 cats with massive diarrhea. They would shitting all over Howard's Sunday New York Post and Daily News.
     
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    Holy shit...really? Beff has one cat with no eyes and another that's blind..........and also 4 "rescue kitties" from Alabama, correct? I tried to make a "Beth Kitty Family Tree", once, but found it too be mentally impossible to complete.