Beth "Six Toes" Stern???

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  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Yet another physical abnormality discovered???

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    "What do the aliens love about the Sterns? They love Beth's bucked teeth, chin implant and yellow hair and that she looks like a pieced together lab experiment, what with the left eye that was placed in her head crooked and that she's knock-kneed and pigeon toed with having reportedly six toes on her left foot [they were disappointed when I told them that the sixth toe had been removed years ago]. Even though they do not have an official Howard Stern fan club, they like his frozen frizz pyramid hair and believe that he could be an awesome judge on "Mars Has No Talent", which is in its 8th season on the space cadet broadcasting network"
    http://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/
     
  2. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

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    Maybe she's related to this guy.

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    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again, God bless the writer of the Beth Stern Blog. The quality and quantity of content is remarkable. Everybody should bookmark.
     
  4. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Six toes, just like the Hemingway Cats in Key West.

    The Ernest Hemingway Home and Museum is home to approximately 40-50 polydactyl (six-toed) cats. Cats normally have five front toes and four back toes. About half of the cats at the museum have the physical polydactyl trait but they all carry the polydactyl gene in their DNA, which means that the ones that have 4 and 5 toes can still mother or father six-toed kittens. Most cats have extra toes on their front feet and sometimes on their back feet as well. Sometimes it looks as if they are wearing mittens because they appear to have a thumb on their paw.

    Ernest Hemingway was given a white six-toed cat by a ship's captain and some of the cats who live on the museum grounds are descendants of that original cat, named Snow White. Key West is a small island and it is possible that many of the cats on the island are related. The polydactyl cats are not a particular breed. The trait can appear in any breed, Calicos, Tabbies, Tortoise Shell. White, Black, etc. They vary in shapes, sizes, colors and personalities.

    Routine procedures such as ear mite treatment, flea spraying, and worming are performed here at the museum by our Veterinarian, Dr. Edie Clark. Dr Clark also administers annual vaccinations, and performs routine animal health maintenance.

    Recently the Pfizer Company has come forward to provide us with Revolution® for our cats to protect them from heartworms, fleas and other harmful parasites.

    Hemingway named all of his cats after famous people so we follow that same tradition today. Cats are capable of learning and responding to their names, particularly if they have an affectionate relationship with
    the person who calls them.

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    Well, now we know why her feet are so huge. They have to accommodate 6 toes. Now what are her hands' excuse?
     
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    :secret: He's a man....
     
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    Beth has six toes in case she wants to count to eleven.
     
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    I've been to the Hemingway house. Those cats are all over the place. Loved it!
    I had a six-toed cat once. RIP, Luke. :(
     
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    Polydactyl :grad:
     
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  10. Father O'Blivion

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    Halle Berry, Oprah Winfrey, Drew Carey, and Kate Hudson all have, or had, an eleventh toe. :grad:
     
  11. Beer Chugger

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    Where's Halle's 11th toe now? I'll pay good $$$$...
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  13. Father O'Blivion

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    I'm pretty sure it's still on her foot. As is Kate's.
     
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    That's hot
     
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    What's the link?
     
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    Don't be stupid, she used to use her toes when she was single, now she counts cats. :)
     
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    I find it weird she is dropping off kittens barefooted.
     
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    It keeps her from tipping over much like outriggers on a crane.

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  19. Mr Vengeance

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    When she has to count to twelve, she uses her cock.
     
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  20. Imus O Sternsky

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    Now if she would just have that "third leg" removed she wouldn't have to keep bending her knees all the time trying to hide "it"
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