Beth: Speaks Two Languages,

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  1. PelicanWig

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    Graduated College and is smarter than Artie

    cmass from Sfn:

    should have said that Beth is more educated with a BA Degree vs Artie's High School Diploma that he barely earned. I do agree that comedy is very closely aligned with intelligence, but as one of the comics pointed out recently, no teacher ever said to a parent is that their son is doing comedy at a 12th grade level. Comic talent isn't appreciated in schools in the same way that talent for learning languages or math is appreciated.
     
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    To? Two? Too?
     
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    sorry buddy I fixed it but you beat me to it!
     
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    Taking Spanish in high school doesn't count.
     
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    Donde esta la biblioteca?
     
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    This is one of Wiggy's most pathetic and easily disproved lies. I would love for some interviewer on the "Yoda Miracle Cat Tour" to ask her to rattle off a few sentences in both foreign languages she speaks. #sternliesabouteverything
     
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    She knows how to say "Pay first, anal is extra" in several languages.
     
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    For Beth speech is a second language.
     
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    English majoe
     
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    Someone needs to tell Wiggy McChinimplant that speaking "baby talk" to kittens isn't considered a second language....
     
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    Beth doesn't have a degree in anything. She dropped out to persue her "modelling" career. Only 123 credits short.
     
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    ...lets see the b.a i dont believe it.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    she speaks english and little girl baby talk.
     
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    She does speak two. Dumb and dumber.
     
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    She is a 40 plus year ode woman that speaks 'baby speak'...weird and weird..
     
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    Hopefully she speaks Spanish. We all know how someone speaking Spanish turns Howard on.

    Scoresman: Got a tattoo
     
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    She can order Champaign and Louboutin in French, and Prada, and Gucci in Italian......
     
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    What about Nachos??
    Can she order Nachos out east in the Hampton's?
     
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