Beth Stern: English Major, Author, & Proofreader

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  1. Botox Barnacle

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    the start of another busy day :facepalm:
     
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    I don't even understand that :dontknow:
     
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    When will Howard thank yoda?
     
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    Poor yoda. He was supposed to be a mega star after that boo of his came out. Now it seems like everyone has forgot about it.
     
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    An English major in the 13th grade.
     
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    What about dying Apple?
     
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    Infinitive Definition Present Past Past Participle Present Participle

    to lay to put or place lay(s) laid laid laying
    something down

    to lie to rest or recline lie(s) lay lain lying


    Shit, maybe I'm being picky with her. It is Monday.

    But another week has gone by and she's still 13 years ode and a dropout.
     
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    What a tacky godawful rug. :coffee:
     
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    That cat is definitely in need of a career boost. I predict a spontaneous 'accident' involving Yoda being mischievous in some way, like perhaps in someone's shoe closet. Coincidentally, Beth will have her camera aimed in that direction just as it happens. The whole thing will be uploaded to Twitter and thousands of call center Indians will have offered prayers for Yoda before Beth finishes her fourth glass of wine.
     
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    I've seen that look in nursing homes................Just waiting and wanting to die...............
     
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    In fairness to her, you got her early in the morning: her spelling and command of English grammatical peculiarities improves dramatically after a few drinks. :wino:
     
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    Why that's Pittsburgh chic my dear!!!!
     
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    Looks more like "laying" like Artie.

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    Oh, Yoda is probably paid more than they pay JD.
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Dorm room chic.
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I know this, but sometimes still say "lay" to mean recline. Beth is dumb. That's all.
     
  18. Big Bad Booey

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    Beth has even made me dislike Yoda, not the cat - the Jedi!
     
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    She's still smarter than Howard. :rolleyes:
     
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    Stop making fun of her poor grammar! She was only a few credits short of an English major, but you all KNOW she was FORCED to go model in Europe!!! You're all a bunch of haterssssssss!!!!! :bigcry: :eek: