Entertainment Beth Stern Inks Deal With Aladdin Books

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  1. dawg

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    Beth Ostrosky Stern, TV personality, animal activist and wife of famed shock jock Howard Stern, has landed a deal with the Simon & Schuster Children’s Publishing imprint, Aladdin Books. Stern plans to write a picture book entitled Yoda Gets a Buddy. She announced on Twitter that all of her proceeds will go on to benefit the North Shore Animal League America’s “Bianca’s Furry Friends” campaign.
    Devin Crane, an artist, has signed on to create the illustrations. This story serves as a sequel to Stern’s 2014 title Yoda: A Cat and His Kittens. The publisher has set the release date for Dec. 1.

    Here’s more from the press release: “In Beth’s newest story, Yoda is busier than ever in the foster kitten room. Enter Buddy, a kitten who is blind. Because Buddy has had to recover from eye surgery, he has been with Beth and Howard longer than any of the other foster kittens and Yoda has made him his fostering partner. The kittens adore Buddy, mimicking his every move, with no clue he is blind. One day Frankie, a new foster, is introduced and from the very first moment, none of the kittens like him. But Buddy loves him and opens the other foster’s eyes and hearts to Frankie’s goodness and sweetness. And when they discover Buddy is the kitten with a true disability and challenge, the fosters learn that love truly is blind.”

    http://www.adweek.com/galleycat/beth-stern-inks-deal-with-aladdin-books/110417
     
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    your staff needs sensitivity training and yes this info has been posted before
     
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    It is Dawg, I think people are already on Amazon giving the book shitty reviews, even though it hasn't been released yet :jj:
     
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    This must have been posted before, I recognized the hilarious term " tv personality"
     
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    Is stern gonna be pissed he was called a shock jock?
     
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    Oh well, it never gets old making fun of Beth
     
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    'Aladdin'? As in 'Middle East'? As in 'the place where she was paid to "grant wishes"'?
     
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    I just went and looked on Amazon to see if the negativity has started yet. Unfortunately not yet.
    I did notice that the Yoda book has a 4.3 of 5 star rating.
    Wonder how much that cost the Wig ?
     
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    I dispute the accuracy of what is in red.
     
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    "And when they discover Buddy is the kitten with a true disability and challenge, the fosters learn that love truly is blind.”

    What in the fuck does that sentence even mean? Apparently the fosters and Buddy were all getting along just fine, but then suddenly when they discover he's disabled and challenged they then learn that love is truly blind. How the fuck did they learn that Buddy was blind? The whole thing is sickening. And she didn't even write this crap.
     
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    she "inked" it with an "X"

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    "Animal activist".....

    "Beth Stern wears a Alexander Wang black leather dress to a screening of the movie “Foxcatcher” at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC.[/b]

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    "Beth Stern added polish to her ladylike expensive sheath with a blush quilted Chanel leather bag"

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    She's an earner.
     
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    Well, the NY Daily News called Beth, don't laugh, an "actress" a week or so ago.
     
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    Howard needs to put his foot down on this bullshit.

    I mean how many checks is this guy willing to write for his vapid bitch of a wife to have these "book deals" and "charity projects"?

    Seriously. You're looking at money under the table to Aladdin's people and their "interest" in Beth. Then he's stick buying the millions of unwanted copies across the country, then the cost of getting them destroyed. And if he's caught during any of this, hush money to boot.

    I'd say this little "book deal" is going to end up costing pelican face a cool few million.
     
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    I hope Yoda dies in this one.