Beth Stern needs a new slogan......

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Instead of Happy Wife, Happy Life
    I dunno, how about

    I'm Pro Seagull, and I Vote

    I Brake for Hermes Bags

    Hay now!
     
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    My name is beth, my favroite color is clear, I like to watch the wind blow (in my best blonde airhead voice)
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I hope she sticks with it, since it is a reminder of what a childish dolt she is. "Happy Wife, Happy Life" is not a cute rhyming celebration of one's own circumstance, it's a warning to men that if the wife isn't happy then she won't allow you to be happy either. Leave it to bimba to misuse a phrase and unwittingly tell everyone she is a ball-buster.
     
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    She totally is a ball buster. (Remember "I'm Bethman" and Howard saying "I'll promote you, don't worry"
    Howard learned from marriage number 1 that an unhappy wife leads to divorce. He will feel like such a failure if this one ends up in divorce. So he is stuffing all the resentment down till he will finally had enough.

    Can't wait!!!
     
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    "My book sucks, and I can't cook"
     
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    BethHo.jpg

    Nice slogan.
     
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    "I married for Money, but I pay for it Every Day."
     
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    Of course Chorizo (Chriza whatever )wouldn't find this thread funny.
     
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    Give me money- I'll call you honey

    If you want me to blow - Give me a show
     
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    Would give you rep but have given out too much for now.. DAWG!!! FIX THAT!!
     
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    "Live in a stable at night, My husband is a greasy greedy kike"
     
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    "Beauty Fades, Dumb Is Forever"

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    Beth Stern, I'mma get minez.....................
     
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    Don't haite the player!