WTF Beth Stern on msn.com (Tips for raising kittens)

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  1. dancearmstrong

    dancearmstrong Well-Known Member

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    This was actually on the front page of msn.com yesterday, the link led to Popsugar.com



    Beth Stern knows her stuff when it comes to taking care of cats. She's partnered with North Shore Animal League for years to help promote animal adoption, even going as far as fostering cats in her own home she shares with her husband, Howard Stern. Over the past two years alone, the couple has rescued, fostered, nurtered, and found homes for over 200 cats and kittens. Beth said she's active in the adoption process, once her kittens are healthy enough and old enough to be adopted out. She prescreens all the families and hand-delivers the kittens herself. She said she even keeps in touch after that to make sure everything goes smoothly for everyone. So because she is such an expert, we wanted to know from her what her top three rules for raising kittens would be, and this is what she told us.

    Rule 1: Feed the kittens regularly. Beth said, "I feed my kittens five times a day, no matter what age they are."

    Rule 2: Make sure the kittens get plenty of play time. "That’s when my husband comes in, and I let them crawl all over him — they love his hair," Beth said.

    Rule 3: Because Beth's foster kittens will eventually have new families, she wants to have them on as regular of a schedule as she can, which includes sleeping. "Lights are out at 9 p.m. and up at 5:30 to 6 a.m. every night," she said.
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    Raising kittens? What does she think she is doing planting fucking crops?
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yep, that sounds like something she'd say.
     
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    LOL. Feed them and let them play! Genius! Two things they do instinctly.
     
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    Raising kittens? Feed, play, clean litter box, don't step on them or roll over them in your sleep.
     
  6. dancearmstrong

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    Right? And lights out? What kind of cat goes to sleep when you tell it to? They sleep whenever they want.
     
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    Exactly. I didn't even get to rule 3 before I posted.
     
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    Did msn.com ask the expert her secret for overfeeding one cat so much that she now calls him the 'chunk'?
     
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    She's still a stupid cunt. Good to know nothing has changed.
     
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    This is what happened to one of them after crawling in Howard's hair.
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    A 9-year-old girl could have given that "advice" and actually have an earnest desire to help animals.

    Steven Wright has a great joke that reminds me of Beth: "A friend of mine married a trophy wife. Apparently it wasn't first place."
     
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    "Be sure to clean the litter box and always remember to cut their eyes out so they can't escape."
     
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    Popsugar. Kinda sounds like Sugar Daddy
     
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    Wtf does she know about raising cats. Somebody else does all the hard work. Play with them and feed them. Grr
     
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    Comment section?
     
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    "Lights are out at 9 PM and up at 5:30 to 6 AM every night." There's that English Degree kicking in. :facepalm:
     
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    Cats are nocturnal.

    She knows absolutely nothing about animals.
     
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    It's lucky that the kittens like to play with Howard's hair.
    He doesn't even have to be there and the kittens can still have a good time.
     
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