Beth Stern - Still For Rent!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by OV, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    as a motivational speaker!

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    http://www.allamericanspeakers.com/celebritytalentbios/Beth-Stern
    WTF is she qualified to speak about? And what about her background as a failed model, actress and ghost-written author can she use to inspire others?

    That's of course unless it's "How to Gold-Dig your Way to Financial Security and D-List Peripheral media consciousness by Bearding a Closeted Multi Millionaire," or

    "How To Circumvent Iron-Clad Pre-Nups"

    Ponderous. Wonder what the bureau charges and her cut.

    Notice this particular "bio" unlike some others including old Pittsburgh print and electronic interviews with her overlooks her 4 successful years as a European model (more to come on that)

    ....and another speakers bureau she's registered with:
    http://www.celebrityspeakersbureau.com/talent/beth-stern/
     
  2. Blur

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    We really must get her for the next Dawg Shed meetup... I'll pony up the first $50...
     
  3. lisac37

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    "the king of media was wooed by Beth Ostrosky"

    isn't it usually the other way around? Doesn't the guy do the "wooing"?

    That whole biography makes me want to vomit!
     
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    going rate zero point zero
     
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    Might be interesting if she talked about how to be a top model in Europe.
     
  7. John Coktoaston

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    that bio is wrong. she didn't play ben stiller's love interest in "flirting with disaster" - she played the daughter of a woman who stiller's character thought was his mother
     
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    LOL funniest post ive seen here . What a tool she is. Ya almost gotta feel sorry 4 her.
     
  9. Anfkid

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    When will Beth's Arab submit his yelp rating for Beth :munch:
     
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    Hey Beth go home and get ya Shine Box
     
  11. schnauzer

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    "Pennsylvania native Beth Ostrosky was born in July 1972. Her mother was a relatively accomplished model and ushered Beth Ostrosky into fashion shows when she was only 9 years old. From catwalk work during her years at Fox Chapel High School, Beth Ostrosky was offered several television commercial auditions and this spurned her interest. Having been slowly exposed to the modeling industry, Ostrosky felt it was natural for her to try her hand at a career in it, just like her mother. In order to get the best opportunity in modeling possible, Beth Ostrosky moved to New York City. There, agents and scouts took notice of this tall blonde bombshell and Ostrosky had no shortage of offers. However, after a few low-key campaigns and shows, acting soon seemed more promising than modeling. Ostrosky took the change in stride and appeared as Ben Stiller's love interest in 1996's Flirting with Disaster.

    In between this performance and a more prominent role opposite Amanda Peet in Whipped four years later, Beth Ostrosky was known as a versatile model specializing in swimsuit spreads. Her simple, successful life and career would be turned upside down, though, after one very special dinner party. Though neither was supposed to attend, Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern hit it off at a formal function in 2000.bio02 The King of Media was wooed by Beth Ostrosky and soon, they were a serious item. Nine months later, Stern announced to all his listeners that he was dating Ostrosky and ever since, has been proclaiming his love for her on a daily basis. While her boyfriend was used to all the media hype, Beth Ostrosky was quite unprepared for the attention she received. She remained in the background for some time, deflecting questions to her boyfriend or avoiding the paparazzi altogether. Finally, after FHM readers ranked her among the Top 100 Sexiest Women of the Year, Ostrosky decided to emerge from her shell and did a cover shoot for the magazine."

    Who the fuck wrote this drivel?! Do they even know what 'spurned' means?! :eek:
     
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    Wtf? that makes it sound like she had a lead roll. she was 1 one scene for 1 second and said 1 word.
     
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    ...we have to get monsoon and her girlfriends to "invite" beth to speak to a group of upcoming young women embarking on the modeling business. :idea:
     
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  15. Bye You!

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    :bigthink








    Nah.
     
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    Was she really in that movie whipped?
     
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    When I see that face, I want to punch the shit out of it.
     
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    An investigation of this "Celebrity Speakers Bureau" Should be launched..........
     
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    Wonder if Hamptons is bearing down on her to be an "Earner"?