Stern Show Beth Stern...worst cat lover ever!

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  1. Nemo

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    bethosternMeet our beautiful feral kitty Muffun. We've tried for 6 years to get her to come inside. We have a cozy kitty house with a heated sleeping pad and straw to keep her warm. We love her and wish she would join us inside #nevergiveup
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    She already knows that, Dodo. She's an expert, remember? Duh.
     
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    Big feral cat problem in the Hamptons, it seems. Huh. That cat's fur looks clean and brushed.
     
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    I think that's far too technical for the feeble minded Beth to absorb.
     
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    She just assumed the cat wanted an earring.
     
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    LOL!!!!

    Wouldn't surprise me a bit.
     
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    :facepalm:
    Seriously.
    My cat's ear is tipped. It took her years to get used to us. Now she won't leave me alone.
    You can't force cats to do anything. Oy vey.
     
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    She spelled Muffin as "Muffun". :facepalm:

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    Probably the neighbor's cat, Beth considers it feral because the neighbors only have two chimneys.
     
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    Ha.
     
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    Cheap paper bowls. First class all the way at the Stern Mansion.
     
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    stop with the science....she's into miracles and stuff.

    just like David Wright's back pain was all in his head and Sarno's book would have saved him...
     
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    How about trap, throw in wood chipper, repeat?
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Ha! Good point! Has anyone commented about this on her Twitter or Instagram?

    OR maybe she wants to take care of the 40,000 offspring the cat will have...Hmmmm...
     
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    Poor Beff. What's it like to be her? 24/7, locked behind those eyeballs? What degree of self-awareness does she suffer from?

    You don't have to be a shrink to determine that she's wild for a baby and the cats are a naked substitute for that Mommy Instinct. God, imagine the life that poor kid would have.
     
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    I believe she is on record as saying her ferals have been spayed or neutered.