Beth Stern's current Craigslist escort rate?

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  1. jersery

    jersery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Howard divorces Beth and she's left with no $$$, as of today, how much do you think Beth could realistically get for 1 hour of hooker related service?

    I 'd say $410.00- That includes tip.
     
  2. Box of Rox

    Box of Rox Very Unstable Genius VIP

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    Wut?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    no money? lol
     
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    Quite sure alimony was pre-negotiated in the pre-nup.
     
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  5. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    One kitten
     
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  6. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab European Modoes Are My Faaaavorite! VIP Gold

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    If she lets me call her Amanda Peet while I slap her ass with a copy of Private Parts then drop huge a load on her Botox bump i'd give her $29.99 + half her cab fare tops.:grad:
     
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  7. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Me thinks Beth will always have more $$ than anyone on this board unless someone wins the lottery

    While we are all at work, Beef shops and plays with kittens
     
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    She's done allegedly prostituting herself - the last time vertically with an "I do," followed by a proclamation that she's no longer into foreplay, blowjobs or any physical expressions of love. No doubt the physicality conjures up unpleasant modeling memories she'd like to forget . :dontknow:

    Now she's got the prenup, will have beaucoup alimony and end up as one of the wealthier sycophantic dolts walking this earth because she actually found someone with money even more stupid..
     
  9. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Now remember, he had to marry her so that the doorman could respect her:giggle:
     
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    cheff50 Active Member

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    Seriously - a $400 tip?
     
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    $30 and she can keep the condoms we don't use
     
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    Wiggy and I have never seen Beth's vagina. Makes it hard to put a value on it.
     
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    "And she still doesn't have my respect, Howard."


    I wonder if Howard at least tried to clandestinely fuck with the doorman's livelihood before back pedaling on 20 years of anti-marriage tirades.
     
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    That's 410 roses.....they can't take money or then it's prostitution.
     
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    Mugsy Well-Known Member

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    Well, considering she has a drug problem (allegedly), and, of course, taking into account the fact that she would have had to divorce the ole cuck, and blown all her cash on drugs, I'd say she could be had the entire night for 2packs of Kools, an 8ball of coke, and/or any number of prescription drugs...
     
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    just the tip...



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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Yeah, she'll never have to worry about money again. Although I can imagine her ripping through like a 25 million dollar settlement in 5 yrs.
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    She'll be pissing away that money like a drunken sailor in fleet week.
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Yep. I can't imagine she has ANY sense of budgeting or finance.