Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by sonofagunt, Mar 20, 2012.
An American tradition...
A couple years ago Howard said he doesn't like blow jobs......BULLSHIT! Every guy LOVES blow jobs.
I can only assume he said this because he doesn't get them and he doesn't want to piss his wife off in case she ever changes her mind about it.
Howard has said she doesn't even want him to go down on her.....A woman that doesn't like foreplay...more bullshit.
She is just looking to get it over with as quickly as possible so she can fall asleep and dream about her costar fucking her (even though he looks like he probably prefers fucking men).
sludge, I clearly remember Howard saying on the old show, on several occasions, well before the divorce, that "oral is very important to me".
It's okay. She comes instantly.
His shrink told him it was degrading to woman. (And he pays that asshole?)
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Yeah, he is full of crap. He always use to brag that he was good at oral with his wife Allison. One time he also stated that Allison did not/could not orgasm from intercourse. He also made comments often about how when a woman was good at oral, she could make him come in "2 seconds". He just seems to really walk on eggshells about his whole sexual relationship with Beth at this point. I've heard the "Beth cums instantly" on this forum, but I've only heard him imply that he gets her off every time--sounds like she fakes it routinely.
I hate to hear how "sex with Beth is amazing" but AM (after marriage) no blow jobs, no dressing up, no sex other than in the bedroom, no joint visits to strip joints..she comes quickly (RED FLAG). Poor Howie. He is in another world.
Gotta say though, if she always comes quickly she is a much better actress than we give her credit for.
i think its even more degrading when i gotta beg for one
in other news: the sky is news, rain is wet and wind is windy.
Back to you OP
well said.....especially from your wife.
Dude you don't beg, just say "i'll fix the toilet for a blow job" or "I'll put in that hard wood floor for some dress up & a hummer". All about the barginning.
I find it works better to point out that if she won't blow me, I know other women who will.
She offers them up fairly regularly now and she never says no when I ask for one.
I didn't want to have to give her an ultimatum, but it was better for our marriage than the alternative (finding someone else who will blow me).
Dude, get a clue. Women love to 'be taken care of'. If you want your woman to blow you with a fricking smile, put in a sink, fix the toilet, do the dishes. Then she will LOVE to blow you b/c you are doing the manly stuff. And pick up your smelly socks for once for christ sake.
PS Someone else will blow me don't amount for much...if you want your woman to blow you..see above.
Is his shrink a woman or a fag?
I was doing all that shit for years and not getting blown, until I let her know I had options.
I am not glad it came to that, but I am happy that it is no longer a problem.
I spent a couple years considering cheating or leaving until I finally got the balls to tell her I was weighing my options.
If you ask her today, we are a hell of a lot closer than we were five years ago when things dried up.
Unfortunately, sludge has a point.