Beth swore she would be in Molly's Bridal Shower

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    or some shit. Lmfatao. :lol:
     
  2. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Howard: "Beth and I think we're closer to Jimmy and Molly than we are. ... Beth swore she was going to be part of the wedding and she wasn't even asked."
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    On a recent wrapup show Bababooey said that Howard and KInmel were better friends than Jimmy and Adam Carolla were. Kimmel is godfather to Adams kids and they see each other all the time and celebrate holidays together, but that doesn't matter in the Stern universe
     
  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Tiger Woods wishes he was the golfer Howard thinks he is.
     
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beth loves Molly, not vice-versa.
     
  6. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    the sterns don't understand that some people actually have real friends and family
     
  7. Phillipmcd

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    Wow. Delusional.
     
  8. Bethstampon

    Bethstampon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There was a period of time the last Summer before I was run off the show by his piss where he made several comments about how hard they try to make friends but no one reciprocates. No fucking way she is going to be around that baby...buhbye, Beefarino!
     
  9. Phillipmcd

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    That should tell him something.
     
  10. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    Seriously? That is equal parts "high school" and delusion.
     
  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Hey, at least Howard got to participate in the first dance, as tradition dictates.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Yep. Now someone did ask Gary the question, so he didn't bring the topic up, But as a person that listens to the Carolla podcast just a couple times a week, even I knew how insane that was.
     
  13. fuzzynuts

    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    You were on the show?
     
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    This baby will be the end of the friendship. Howard hates kids..babies especially. Beth thinks she wants a baby but once described kids as grubby germ-carriers, or some such shit. Howard is not going to want Beth around a baby and he can't deal with the chaos a baby causes and the attention it takes away from him. They will not stay at Jimmy's place again, or go on vacation again if the baby does not go somewhere else. Look for Howard to be on the prowl for a new 'best friend'.
     
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    Nobody would want Howard or Beth in their wedding party - 2 people who think everything is about them and always have to be in the spotlight. Neither of them would be content to wear the standard clothing, Howard would have to add a gay scarf and Beth would wear a goofy hat or some other ridiculous accessory to make sure she stood out. Howard proved how desperate for attention he is by interrupting the first dance and I'm sure Beth jumped in front of every camera she saw. Jimmy and Molly are probably sorry they even invited them.
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Beef won't be able to handle Molly and the baby getting more attention than her, and if Molly is normal, and there's every indication she is, she won't take well to a screeching, cat piss smelling, giant teeth and hand pawing and scaring her baby.
     
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    Howard and Beth have zero.zero concept of real friendship. Howard considers Ross Zapin a good friend for God's sake...that should tell you everything you need to know.
     
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    Knowing Beth, she probably would've shown up in her wedding/cocktail dress if she was in the wedding party. But she still managed to have one of her "look at us!" moments when she nudged Howard to interrupt Molly & Jimmy's first dance together.
     
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    jimmy only lets howard see his penis so howard and jimmy are closer
     
  20. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Alas, that's "vacation love" for ya.