"Beth takes a bath 3 or 4 times a day"

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  1. Goods

    Goods Well-Known Member

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    Three or four times a day?

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    Wait, I thought she empties the cat box 3 or 4 times a day?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Must be nice to be a gold digger and not work at all and be able to take 3-4 long baths a day. Christ. :snicker:
     
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    ...maybe her pussy stinks. :coffee:
     
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    Washing off all of the jizz...none of it Howard's.
     
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    Is that what they're calling it now?
     
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    Hey Yoda plug in the hair dryer and throw it right there
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    Where does she find the time to feed the kitties 4 times a day? Please baby jesus, let her catch the ebola.
     
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    bath = dump
     
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    It's not like she has anything else to do.
     
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    How long before......
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    Three or four baths a day, but somehow manages to be stinky whenever Howard wants sex.

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    "All charged up" = "Just popped a little blue pill"
     
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    It's an old habit from the "modeling" days in Europe.
     
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    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    Us guys do sweat a lot.
     
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    Either to get the Jew smell off her

    Nacho smell off her

    The Testosterone smell she was born with off her.
     
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    Because Howard does not like how women smell.
     
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    To quote Howard's mother.


    "Howard exaggerates."
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    This
     
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