Beth talks to the "Town" swan with the crooked beak

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    • bethosternJust another fellow I met today. He is the town swan who has visited the Rescue/rehabilitation center numerous times. Although his mouth is deformed, he is able to eat and fly and live in his natural habitat. His only danger is trusting humans a little too much, which he already does. This is what worries me the most.
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    • _._._tanyaAwwwwww
    • tiffwill25@skin317
    • bsimonsbShredded lettuce, shaved corn, sliced carrots - never bread!
    • savannahlcblackOmg trap duck @soskyhigh69
    • seekinsmilesandbikinmiles@bethosternunfortunately swans on Long Island aren't in there natural habitat of Asia.
    • nanacandy15So beautiful. So sad that we humans can be so hateful and so cruel to any creature. I will never understand how anyone could hurt an animal
    • amray1I love swans. at work we have a pair that stays spring summer and fall.they just went back to Maine yesterday #euniceandcornelius check out my pics of them. I've been taking their pics for 3 years.
    • lindsaypelissero@beckhamamy a www his mouth.... He's so cute...❤️
    • krystent2@bethostern thanks so much for added detail. I'm not on verge of tears anymore.
    • beckhamamy@lindsaypelissero why do I find it so sad:(
    • 1913.01Aw :(
    • kemspice@sonny910 oh god I can't. Look at his beak!!
    • sonny910@kemspice poor guy
    • drgurnerIt's good he stumbles onto people like you....hope he does okay in the wild.
    • tumeneva78(((
    • astrospacefryOmg @bethostern I love you so much. You have totally turned into the crazy animal lady who talks to animals in the park. I love it so much. I do the same thing with raccoons and squirrels. I'm dying. "Don't eat the pretzels, they're not good for you!" Lol. I couldn't ❤️ you more.
    • polynesiaboundHumans and human food are dangerous. Could be the reason it's mouth is messed up. Any type of flour products are lethal to ducks swans and all water foul.
    • cats_lover77Pls take him in to live at your garden! @bethostern
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    I guaranfuckingtee she owns some sort of goose down clothing/pillows/blanket.
     
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    If that is what worries you the most, you lead a charmed life. :coffee:

    Either that or you are completely without any meaningful human relationships and you are a vapid empty headed dolt. :hippie:
     
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    • reneeb17Good you got him before feral cats did! Good job Beth!
    • mrscottington@bethostern Can I come work for you!? You and I are so much alike when it comes to rescuing any kind of animal! Love you for this!
     
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    :doh:wow..…she is way beyond full retard. I love how she makes in of the bird "your beaks cooked!!"
     
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    "Quick! Get my gloves and get the fucking camera setup before I save this bird who knows to come to my door because I am an angel."
     
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    I hope someone wrings its fucking neck and crams it full of walnut cranberry stuffing. Town swan my ass. I hope it feeds a family of ten this Thanksgiving.
     
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    I hope Consuela got the 64GB phone to film this cinematic masterpiece. I'd hate for the poor woman to run out of space in the middle of recording and get a hoof to the jaw for her insolence.
     
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    How nice. Town Swan meets Town Retard.
     
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    "She" probably stomped on the poor thing while it was trying to eat the crumbs on the ground that dropped off "her" shirt while "she" was regaining consciousness.
     
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    His only danger is trusting humans a little too much, which he already does. This is what worries me the most.

    He trusts you're more interested in filming him than stopping him from eating pretzels.

    Put the camera down and use that free hand to pick the freaking things up if you're so concerned.




    I always get a kick out of seeing a thread title like this and realizing it's just an accurate (and kind) description of what she really did.
     
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    She threw those fucking pretzels on the ground...I'd bet my eyes on it.

    It's the same animal expert logic that has her feeding seagulls at the resort.
     
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    How does an injured bird know to show up at my door?#herewegoagain


    How does the hired help always know to have a camera ready when something so unexpected happens?




    How sweet of her to sit and do absolutely nothing so it doesn't ruin the picture.
     
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    My favorite part is when it snorts at her.
     
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    A bird with a crooked beak you say?

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