Beth talks to Yoda in the car on the two hour drive to the Vet

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    bethostern
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    Yoda is not happy being in the car. 2 hours to the heart specialist. #lotsofmeowing #ugh
     
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    She's 42 everybody. Yes, 42.
     
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    I hope they crash.
     
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    hashtag douche chills
     
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    #cunt
     
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    That's 9 in Retart Years
     
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    That poor cat. I hope the limo ride is smooth and the temperature is just right. God forbid if the driver tries to pets Beth's pussy while on this tough, long trip.
     
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    It's heartbreaking when a pet is ill, so I can't say shit.
     
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    He's not doing well Robin. Robin???
     
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    What!?!? I thought yodas heart was cured (by the power if Beth's love and her charity to foster) what will today's doctor visit reveal!?!?!
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    She's like a mental Benjamin Button.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I agree with you completely. However, when a pet of mine has been ill or terminal, I sure as shit don't record and instagram it out.
     
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    I wonder what all of the fuss is about on her part - that sounded like some healthy mewing
     
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    This is probably the day that Yoda gets put down. Just in time for the release of that fucking book
     
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    maybe Yoda would be more comfortable and less stressed in a crate instead of loose in the limo.
     
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    she still doesn't get the hash tag thing.... so fucking dumb. and is she complaining about the meowing with the #ugh hash tag?
     
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    Taking video of my trip to the vet would be the last thing I would do if my dogs were sick. I'd be too worried about them to think of that shit.
     
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    she knows so little about pets it is unbelievable people call her an expert. pets enjoy the comfort of the crate when they are in unfamiliar and uncomfortable situations. She is actually exacerbating the cats anxiety and discomfort holding it like a child. This cunt is pulling off such a ridiculous scam I can't believe anyone is buying any of this.
     
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    That cat bed carrier costs more than my car.
     
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