Beth tells you to have a box a kleenex handy

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    Hero Dog Awards airs on Hallmark Channel tomorrow at 8pm. Was thrilled to help honor 8 amazing dogs.. Tune in and have a box of Kleenex handy❤️

    garyvaughanNot sure what the kleenex would be used for
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Is the Kleenex for when Cunt first walks out on stage and every male viewer starts beating off in unison?
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Why? I'm not going to jerk off over a bunch of dogs.
     
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    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    fucking dumb useless no talented cunt
     
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    not a bad suggestion, but I'll just use regular ol ear plugs.
     
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    :spit:
     
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    I think Beth was sending a message to Howard to have the kleenex ready when James Denton is on the screen.
     
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    who the fuck has any clue where to find the HM channel?
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Then don't go to JD's favorite websites.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    It's right next to the Bounty Paper Towel channel, near the Tide Liquid Crystal Network.
     
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    Gumby dress. :facepalm:
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Guys watching that aren't interested in girls.:no:
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...beth must be feeling sexed up trying to use a double entendre. look at those twisted feet. tits doing the wonk.
     
  14. BooeyBanana

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    such a waste of space.... real men dont watch tha damn channel...
     
  15. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    I honestly don't see anything else in that picture, except her mangled toes in those shoes and that the dress needs to be hemmed.
     
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    wiggy say hey buddy get them hands up a little.
     
  17. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Does wiggy have a personal Black Smith who comes in and shoes :whythelongface?:
     
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    What a goofy looking cunt
     
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    Notice she said nothing about the Jerkins lotion with the box of kleenex....
     
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    why do people keep hiring her?

    every show she has worked on has died a horrible death