Beth thinks her foster cat Howard misses her

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Howard's new owners send Beth a picture with cat starting at complimentary calendar that comes with adoption




    bethostern
    28 minutes ago
    It's very clear that Former Foster Howard misses me!!! We miss you too, Little Howard and we are so happy you are so loved by your amazing new mama❤️
     
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    The cat is just reading the crazy post-it notes.
    Gary uses post-it notes, Robin, I told him he does that because he's a loser, he should have a calendar, right Marci
     
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    Cunt
     
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    this broad really has some kinda of messiah complex
     
  5. BethSucks

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    Are all the people that adopt these cat deranged like her and refer to themselves as the cat's parent? We get it cunt, you wanted a real baby like all your friends are having and Wiggy wasn't having it. Look on the bright side, that should be worth a few million in divorce court.
     
  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    The cat is just fascinated that the cunt's not sitting on a couch.
     
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    Looks like this Howard has a Grandpa Saul in his lineage as well.
     
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    The family who adopted the cats are real slobs. Look at all those dirty glasses filled with fruit punch and other drinks.
     
  9. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    It's so cute when a woman in her 40s acts like a 9-year-old.

    Right, Robin?
     
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    The other side of that shit-hole apartment:
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  11. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    That cat hunts mice only 2 days a week.
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    ...and he's gay.
     
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    What the fuck world does she live in?? "It's very clear" that the fucking cat misses you? It is? Can she she honestly be serious? She is seriously mentally damaged. That cat can't make out that it's her in the picture and it no longer gives a fuck about her. It' s all so out of touch with reality and weird.
     
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    wash a fucking cup once in a while....oh wait, sorry, those are CANDLES to get rid of the cat stink that I am positive is coming from her 39 cats....just thinking about it makes me vurp a little.
     
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    That cat has no fucking concept of who Beth is anymore. Thank God.
    He's probably looking at the calendar wondering how he can shit on it.
     
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    What a disgusting hovel.

    Even that cats gotta be thinking "I thought I had an agreement with that crazy dude with the blonde wig that there would be no Reggies.
     
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    anal
     
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    Is that cat sitting above candles?!?!
     
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    Candles, are you sure. The glass on the bottom shelf appears to have a straw sitting in it.
     
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    I think it is awesome they give a calendar with a cat, in order to sweeten the deal!

    Who knows, maybe the entire cat foster thing is a way to silently dump the warehouse of calendars. Only 232,153 more adoptions to go!
     
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