Beth to become sideline reporter for NBC?

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Why not? She has all the qualifications of NFL sideline reporters.

    1. Female, to get around gender discrimination lawsuits.
    2. Vapid monotone when reading cue cards.
    3. Nominally attractive but with something a little "off".
    4. Never hot. Mannish qualities mixed in. Past prime physically.
    5. Brother played football, so she can be passed of as "knowledgeable" for TV purposes.
    6. Willing to "do what it takes" with higher ups to get the position.
    7. Completely unable to coherently talk about Football.
    8. Ability to learn simple phrases like "back to you" and "Matty Ice".
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Howard would never allow it unless he got to go into the lockeroom with Beth to do a speed round of pecker checking.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...you eating peyote again?
     
  5. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Just imagine the horrid sound of her shouting to be heard over the crowd, that voice could be used for riot dispersal.
     
  6. Vyb

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    Qualifications for that job are minimoe.
     
  7. BethsZygote

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    why would they hire a 40 year old with no football knowledge over a 23 year old with no football knowledge?
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...wait he may have something after all. NBC did hire Howard even tho we tried to warn them.
     
  9. blottomsup

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    I would love, love, love to know all the job pitches that Buchwald and Stern have made for Beth. I bet the list is long and fascinating.
     
  10. chuk

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    She'd be better off on Fox News.
     
  11. TrotMeAround

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    Would be a great opportunity for her to get closer to all that black wide receiver cock she wants. Too bad for her Chad Johnson doesn't play anymore.
     
  12. Roberticus

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    She doesn't need to know that.
     
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    She has the intellect for it.

    :rs:
     
  14. Vashier

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    she's 40, end of story.
     
  15. Beths Arab

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    The only thing she'd have in common with the players is shoe size.
     
  16. Robert Higgins

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    This is what a sideline reporter is supposed to look like. Jenn Brown ESPN

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  17. Roland Schwinn

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    Oddly, i am all for beth getting into any national spotlight possible. It would only further prove her inabillity to do anything, thus exposing her to an avalanche of criticism. Which, in my humble opinion, is exactly what she not only needs, but deserves.
     
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    Why not? Because she's not a broadcaster, she's not likable and is a terrible communicator - and she comes across as an asshole. She's no Erin Andrews or Suzy Kolber.
     
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    Do NOT quiz her in football! Does not test well.
     
  20. Roland Schwinn

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    Exactly the reason she would be perfect. In fact, i wish she would be hired to host NBC nightly news.