Beth to Howard "Birthdays are a mindfuck"

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  1. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    While Howard was doing his plug for the restaurant that comped him last night he mentioned Beth said to him "Birthdays are a mindfuck." Even Howard sounded like he knows shes a dope. He also said they have nothing in common. Trouble in paradise?


    mindfuck
    an idea or concept that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality.
    Ex. quantum theory
     
  2. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    what a shocker
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    how many people could he have much in common with?

    she's just an oddball cat lady who married up
     
  4. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Consider the source, beth thinks "Chutes and Ladders" is a mindfuck.
     
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    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    You don't have to have anything in common with a beard.
     
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    Surprised that Beth and Wendy The Conqueress never bonded.. they seem to have so much in common
     
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    I don't even know what she means by that. Maybe I'm the weirdo.
     
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    I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. In her defense she was most likely high on wine.
     
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    Maybe because she's aging and Howard thinks she's too old for him now? Maybe because she's stupid and he just can't deal with it now. Maybe because she keeps whining for a baby and he won't put his dick anywhere near her vag. Maybe because he regrets letting Allison go, a woman with an actual career and a brain. Maybe he wants to be old and alone and mizerly and she is fucking that up for him.
     
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    True he's completely un-relatable at this point but to say it to 20 000 listeners seems odd when usually he just mindlessly praises her.
     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    ?
     
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    How the fuck ya take a comp with all the money he has.
     
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    Beff thought she had a deal with Aladdin.. turns out that was just Arab cock she was rubbing.
     
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    No, birthdays are real. She only said that to appease his ego. Idiot.
     
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    Even if he was completely miserable with her, which could very well be the case, he would never admit to it. It would make him look like a failure, and I think he thinks people view Beth as the perfect wife.
     
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    :lol:

    But seriously, I'm sure he generously tipped the Servers 10% of the pre-taxed bill.
     
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    So people will flock to the restaurant to see where Howard eats. Business will boom now that he ate there. "I want to sit in his chair at his table" will be the request every night now.














    Obviously I'm being sarcastic. Wonder how big the tip was?
     
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    mindfuck
    A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.
    "I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck....."
     
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    It's one of the ONLY places he eats in nyc, such a loser creature of habit....wonder what he ate, being pescatarian and all... image.jpg
     
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