Beth trying to read off cue cards.

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I had to laugh coming by this video on Youtube. :snicker:


    [video=youtube;A9leARZjkO0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9leARZjkO0[/video]

    When she first starts reading about the dogs @0:55 she can't memorize anything so she tries to read off cards and fills it with multiple "and......ummmm" after reading her one looked up fact.


    @2:40
    How many times does she say, "YES" in 10 seconds. Was it six or seven??? :backlol: :backlol:
     
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    Bearcat1 Well-Known Member

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    Nice find. At 1:51 she is talking about Kate, the 10 month old cocker spaniel. "She has been bred so many times already she is exhausted!". WTF? How can a 10 month old dog already have several litters of pups? She is such a fucking retard. Sure the dogs may have been "rescued" from a puppy mill by that shame of a charity the NSAL, but they go in and take the cute puppies. They leave the old dogs that have been abused to some "kill" shelter so they don't have to tarnish their reputation. Disgusting.
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    NSAL is a sham. Dogs and cats that are helped is great but still overall a scam and many charities way better.

    But for Beth....she's not too brilliant or even a decent speaker, hence the .....YES....YES............YES.......YES.........YES......YES......YES :snicker:
     
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    Samurai Well-Known Member VIP

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    Even holding large note cards, she is incapable of speaking on camera without flailing around those enormous catcher's mitts she calls "hands." How can an organization have as a spokesperson someone who is so unnatural and gawky on camera?
     
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    Beth's cleaners already took it down
     
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    pilo Well-Known Member

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    What the hell???
     
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    "Purebreds at your locoe shelters"
     
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    "THANK YOU BRIAN" - she says that so manly. Reminded me of when Fred used to make fun of Nicole Bass with the fake woman voice & then the man voice comes through.
     
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    2:00

    Beth: "She's [the dog] exhausted. A lot of breeding in this poor woman."

    We are lucky that nobody will ever say that about Beth
     
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    That might be the most annoying thing I have ever watched. Not even joking. Nice find though.
     
  11. rotten

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    cuuuuunnnnnnnnnt
     
  12. Limo Wreck

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    lmao!
     
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    Around the 2:50 mark...Mark the Bagger makes an appearance within the mind of beff
     
  14. Quite Frankly

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    Cannot and will not watch that CUNT on camera...you'd have to Clockwork Orange my eyes open with metal prods....
     
  15. itpdude

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    Let's not ignore a huge part of this NSAL bit Beth (more like Buchwald) orchestrated: She thinks Americans will be more likely to adopt a pet if they give them fake British Royal names.

    Think about that. Who the fuck gives a shit about the Brit Monarchy? Who?

    New Rich asshole douchebags, that's who.
     
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    And the dog was 10 months old? How many times can you breed a 10 month old dog?
     
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    The Howchie history scrubbing police are working overtime. Wasn't that a fantastic appearance by the beautiful Beth-O? Why yes it was. Scrub. Delete. Edit. Erase. The revolution!!
     
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    That is absolutely insane that the video shows up here and then BAM! GONE!
     
  19. pilo

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    the video actually still works for me on my laptop but doesnt on my phone
     
  20. LobsterTails

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    Beth; "Now she has some, some, she's open for adoption"