Beth turning 40. That pussy is going to become drier than a bag of leaves.

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  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Black baby adoption or Nacho steps up to lock in for the pay day.
     
  2. Mr Marbles

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    How does this effect Howard?? She's just his beard.
     
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    No way, it'll make her hornier. When my wife hit 40 she damn near wore me out. It must be a last hurrah thing for a baby or something. Why males peak at 19 and women 35 I'll never understand
     
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    Then there's always this :lol:
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    It will make her hornier for a guy with a bigger dick than Howchie's sardine dick.
     
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    Age has nothing to do with it in this case. Beth's pussy is dried out because she is married to Howard.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    In my early thirties I was fucking this chick who was like 41 and recently divorced and I thought she was going to break my back....all she wanted to do was fuck, constantly and violently.
     
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    Well that is a pos rep!!
     
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    Over the years, I have listened to H talk about sex...it is clear he has no idea what it takes to please a woman. Trust me, Beth fakes it constantly. It is good thing Beefie has a 2 story 'girl cave' filled with vibrators ( allegedly )
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    What pussy?

    That bitch aint fooling me..... he tucks.
     
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    Geez, the older she gets, the more at risk she'll be of giving birth to a mongoloid. It'll look like Eric the Shitcock with a four foot long head and a beak capable of scooping up large quantities of fish.
     
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    lol
     
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    Interesting. :coffee:
     
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    And I have never in my life seen anyone LESS interested in sex than Beth. She is utterly and completely sexless. I guarantee it. She's not having an affair. She couldn't give a shit about Nacho, unless he she can be photographed with him. So stop the nonsense. Thank you.
     
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    I'm inclined to agree with you. And it's completely unnatural to be that sexless. It's almost as if something in her past turned her completely off in that department......................perhaps something arabic..............................

    :bigthink
     
  20. Nibbler

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    You men seem to know an awful lot about women.