Beth Tweet: Buy 1000 calendars and she will man hand deliver them to you

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    In the tri-state area of course.


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  2. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    what lunatic would buy a thousand calendars? I guess they're available for resale, which makes no sense either.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    twat
     
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    Bobo is probably all over that shit. Or Maryanne from Brooklyn. They're perfectly willing to piss away their money/lives for a guy who pisses on them regularly.
     
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  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Someone please tweet that do-do and ask of it would be better to just donate $2495 to the NSAL directly.

    I bet it would make her peanut head spin.
     
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    Her idea of 'tri state' is probably like "no more than 1 hour outside Manhattan".

    If I had money to burn I'd love to buy a thousand and specify it be delivered to some ethnic ghetto in Buffalo. Really make her earn it!
     
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  7. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Are there really ethic ghettos in Buffalo???
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    This is 2013. They are EVERYWHERE.
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    I would rather cut my dick off and feed it to her feral cats than support that crooked charity.
     
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  11. WillyBest

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    Who even uses a physical calendar any more? Doesn't she know they are free with any phone/tablet/computer/digital device?
     
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    I got a free 2014 calendar at the dentist the other day. :dontknow:

    FYI, my teeth are doing great :cheer:
     
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    they could use this as a sting operation for dangerously insane people. if anyone orders a thousand calendars instead of BethO showing up they send a paddy wagon to haul the person away to a padded cell before they can hurt themselves or others.
     
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    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    I grab free scroll calenders from the hibachi place I frequent. :yay:
     
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    If I paid for 1000 of those calendars she should let me do it doggy style and give her a pearl necklace.
     
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  16. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    or remind Her that only 890 of that 2500 would make it to the animals. Ask her what happens to the other 1700.
     
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    This could be a great opportunity
     
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  18. greyt

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    :secret:1000 calendars would actually cost nearly $25000.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Beff will hand deliver the calenders if you buy a 1000 and you live within 100 ft of chimney manor...:coffee:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    "what did he say Robin?"
     
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