BETH Tweet/Pic: Beth's blind foster cat sniffs out the wig

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Smells the glue.
     
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    Looks like Beff just wiped her ass with that cat.
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    What an idiot
     
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    Too bad the cat ain't deaf so he don't have to listen to her "fingernails on a blackboard " voice
     
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    If I had all his money, I wouldn't own that chair. Could he sit anywhere that is more uncomfortable.
     
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    Smells his dead relative stapled to his head.
     
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    that's why the cat went blind. died from wig glue fumes.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    The picture Beth didn't post is the one where the cat takes a shit on Howard's head, because the wig glue smells like cat litter
     
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    Howard is googling a map to the kitchen for her, so maybe....just MAYBE she can find it in her heart to make him a fucking sandwich or something
     
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    Nice necklace. Very rock and roll. :coffee:
     
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    Maybe Howard still has on the work week wig; cat's used to the weekend wig.
     
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    "Donnnn't get too frisky!"
     
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    Probably thought it was a litterbox
     
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    I'm sorry, when you have this many cats running around your entire apartment will smell from cat urine.
     
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    Beth should market a new cat toy. Little miniature Howard wigs on a string attached to a stick. :idea:


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    Beth: I hate to state the obvious, but if it's not the cat's sight that is drawing her to Howard's hair, and clearly it isn't, then what is drawing the cat there?

    Your picture provides a clue. The cat is not eating Howard's hair, as some cats do, usually in affection. The cat is smelling his hair.

    What could possibly be going on with Howard's hair that a blind cat is drawn to smell it? Hrm...
     
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    Smells something dead..........And is correct.....
     
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    That's how he gets Beth to get in bed. He dangles a hundred dollar bill from the same contraption