Beth visited a lion, not kidding.

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    bethostern
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    I visited former Foster Simba today and I can't believe how much he grew in a week!Follow
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Oh for fucks sake. She has zero going on in her life...
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Gotta hand it to her, it's rare to find a sense of humor so bad that it makes you angry to witness it.
     
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    It's Beth's idea of joke except no one is laughing.
     
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    Is that blind Simba the blind lion who is blind?
     
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    Faking that she is visiting one of the common folk is a great way to make others want to adopt. 'Hey Beth and Howard will drop in and say hi just to see the cat!'

    Simba must have been adopted by a 1%'r.
     
  7. Bye You!

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    i cant even tell what she's going for.

    wow. i bet howard can't stand being anywhere near her.

    HAHAHAHAHA on you, howard. you married an idiot.
     
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    "Howard! Howard! I made a joke! I can be your head writer now, right?"
     
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    Beth should go and cheer up Koko, the gorilla-friend of Robin Williams who's depressed now without his friend.

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    The jury is still out on whether she's funnier than Benjy.







    :c
     
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    ...simba, beths african lion foster? beth sterns 10 marathon tips? who the fuck is this cunt?
     
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    Build that fucking cat palace already and move on. #insufferable
     
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    If only...
     
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    How did the authorities not take poor Melanie away?
     
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    Wiggy, you have a zillion dollars! For the love of Christ, will you buy your wife a fucking life!?!
     
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    That is insanity. I can't imagine letting a full grown lion run around a house with children in it.

    I grew up in small town in South Western PA that had a douche bag that walked around town with a full grown lion on a chain. This was back in the late 70s and anytime my mom heard he was walking around with this lion she would lock me an my siblings up in the house until he was long gone. He would walk around the town square with this lion on a chain like a dog seeking attention. One day the lion escaped and the owner was running around the town asking people to borrow a hunting rifle because the lion was last seen around a school just before it let out for the day. Apparently the lion wasn't fed for a day or two and a couple of guys went into the woods and hunted it down and shot it.
     
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    Wig: No, our writers don't make jokes.
     
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    I feel like blowin my mind up just thinking about that :pissed:
     
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