Stern Show Beth visits horrendous basement in bar in NYC

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Short version: Beth had to explain to Howard why she and another chick were on their hands and knees in a dirty NYC bar.

    Also: If he wasn't catching the mice what has he been living on all these years?
     
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    Living in a bar for years ? This cat's probably an alcoholic too.
    She'll end up keeping him herself as a drinking buddy.

    :burp:
     
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    "No air conditioning" :facepalm:

    Looks healthy and well-fed and guess what?

    Cats were bred and bonded with humans for many thousands of years since the dawn of civilization to kill the mice and vermin. Idiot. He loved it. Now he's going to be enslaved and miserable. Like her.
     
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    Asshole cat had one fucking job and hang around a bar all day.
     
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    cute cat, a mini lion
     
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    Translation: A rescue league took the cat out. Barf was alerted. Tweeted out that she and her :quote: partner :quote: rescued the cat and took credit, so her imbecile followers could laud her with the usual compliments. Essentially, it's a picture of a cat with what is most likely a complete bullshit backstory.
     
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    You know there is no fucking way Beth went into a basement of a bar in NYC. Her friend Cindy probably retrieved the cat. Maybe they sent Ronnie into get it. I can imagine a limo pulling up in front of the dive bar with Beth wearing one of her stupid hats and distressed jeans and going into a dark basement.
     
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    Who gives a shit if she went in a basement bar or not. What kind of loser would obsess on it any ways? Stupid asshole.
     
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    She was last seen taking the darts out of the bar's dartboard and throwing them at the poor cat's eyes.
     
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    Good point!
     
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    what's next, rescuing cats from "horrendous" farms? I saw a cat once on 42nd street come up out of one cellar and then go down the one beside it, he seemed totally relaxed considering the city mayhem, and I would much rather that life for a cat as opposed to one just staring out a window all day

    Beth should take a trip to Athens and have a total freak out over all the cats, her head would explode
     
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    Don't be so pissed off.
    Maybe next time she'll come into the shitty bar where you work your gloryhole to rescue a cat.

    :hswitch:
     
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    Wait...was that tweet by Beth?

    Did you see the hash tag at the bottom????

    #thatface

    :haha:
     
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    Donnie looks like he wants to disembowel the woman who took him out of his home.
     
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    No Air Conditioning in a nice cool basement for a cat... :nooo:


    What a fucking dope...
     
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    Not to mention cats descended from desert dwelling animals. They don't like AC.

    Every cat I've ever had sought out the warmest spot in the house and is typically sleeping on Or near a radiator (or sunny window in the summer).
     
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    My cat hates the A/C. She'd rather sleep on the floor in the den and it's not air conditioned. Cats can take temps that humans cannot.
    What an idiot. :facepalm:
     
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    Wow! No air conditioning, what a fucking travesty.
     
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