Beth vs. Real Doll: Who would you do?

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  1. yahoo

    yahoo Well-Known Member

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    Who would you do?

    Beth or real doll?

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    If this is a real discussion, as much as I don't like her, gonna go with Beth.

    Just need to keep her teeth away from me. I don't think the tits are as wonky as everyone thinks (based off one picture).

    I would make sure she cried from pleasure. Something she has never done before.
     
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  3. Mr Sinister

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    real doll



    pretty much just to say i have :dontknow:
     
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    Drungle BADSTREET USA Gold

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    Would the real doll smell like cat piss? Otherwise, there probably isn't much of a difference.
     
  5. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    At this point I'm taking any opportunity I can get to nail Beth just so I can secretly tape it and release it for free on the internet so fast that you good people would have 100 copies in Wiggys inbox before she even got home that night.

    That would be a show I would re activate my Sirius subscription to hear no matter how much they wanted.
     
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    one puts out a vibe of fake plastic skin,abnormal glow,dead eyes,fake hair and the other is a doll. im going with the doll
     
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    jcounce1 Well-Known Member

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    Tits look straight.
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    Tits look straight. (and don't tell me right one is higher, she's leaning on her left hip.)
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    I'll be the first to agree that she is a douche, but her boobs are not wonky. Her eye maybe.
     
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    jcounce1 Well-Known Member

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    And I would gladly masturbate using her snatch as the hand. She could sleep if she wants, not looking for love.
     
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    Beth is a power top, so gotta' go with door #2.
     
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    Would nail the real doll from behind- Beth has #poopybum
     
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    real doll probably likes the dick more, and moans and fakes a organism more then Beth.... so I'll pick the real doll!
     
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    I would be up for trying the doll. If I got past the shame factor it could be a party
     
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    Beth is a real woman, a simpleton yes, but she's alright looking, plus she never had any kids and Howard has a tiny pecker so her snatch is probably jam tight.
     
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    You lost me at "Beth is a real woman", we have no proof that the 5'10" size 11 shoe giant clavicoe receding hairline wonky titted joker smile thing is a woman.
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Nothing symetrical about those no matter which way you look at it.
    P.S. I love the tourtured bargin bin Daryl Hannah look.
     
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    I'd hit it :dontknow:
     
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    Funny, but how many tits have you seen? They look pretty straight to me. Maybe I am crossed eyed. Fake or not, they are straight. And I hate Beth. I'm just not stupid or gay.
     
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    real doll=3 inputs
    Beth=had a cock
     
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    Hallmark could use a man like you.
     
  20. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Probably more tits than you. At slumber parties, pillow, fighting, and in locker rooms after a track meet or two, or a few bi-curious girlfriends that insisted that I touch them.
    My best guess is you're stupid. The gay thing TBDT :coffee: