Beth wants to know if she looks like "Heaven"

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    I feel Foster Heaven and I look alike.
     
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    Has Foster Heaven also had hundreds of thousands of $$$ in shitty plastic surgery?
     
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    Fake eyelashes are very important when laying around the castle playing with kit'ns! :grad:
     
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    Honestly, there's not a fucking thing the cat and the horse have alike. What an idiot.
     
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    Foster Heaven's eyes both face the same direction. So, no. :coffee:
     
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    Why is she insulting that cat like that?

    What an assbag.... :facepalm:
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    No. I see a cat & a cunt.
     
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    about the same amount of facial hair.
     
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    Beth probably craps in the litter box.
     
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    She wishes she had cat eyes. Open wider dimeslutty.
     
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    The noses are about the same age...
     
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    Was she a neglected child? Did her daddy not love her enough? What in fuck's sake is causing this ridiculous attention whoring??????
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Her principal molested her. ( allegedly )
     
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    Foster Brooks maybe!
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    It turns out her dad was collecting double the love he was declaring, so maybe Beth is the one who got regularly shorted.
     
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    Ahh, is that the one that would stop by her house to see how she was doing??? CREEPY (if it's true)
     
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