Beth wants you to know it's "National Kissing Day"

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    43 years old, ladies and gentlemen.

    Wonder what she put on her lips to elicit that reaction.
     
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    jubal714 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Vile contemptuous mooose.
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    Kiss my ass, you fucking cunt.
    :facepalm:
     
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    A mouse....she's reptillian
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    No Beth, we do not want you ever.

    Your kisses are disease ridden and creepy
     
  7. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    :facepalm: There are just no words...

    Oh, wait, I just thought of a few....

    Stupid, idiotic cunt!
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Last time I saw a neck like that I was taking her for the win. Some foster promoting play aggression in a cat, stupid mooose.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    That is extremely disturbing
     
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  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Maybe its because I'm a little looped on strawberry daiquiris right now, but she seems like a fun chick....eyeless cats, kissing and weird ears = party to me!
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Did she have that poor animal de-clawed? It sure looked like Buddy wanted to go all Freddy Krueger on her cunty face, but didn't have the equipment.
     
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    "Butty ishh nashinull kissing day...smooch smooch"

    :pray:

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    I was just gonna ask that, Howard. That cat looked to have no claws and I saw no sharp nail points touching her face. Hopefully she just has them cut short.
     
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    this is a lonely, and unfulfilled bitch...
     
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    "NO BUDDY! Tomorrow is national scratch the face of a vapid witch day."

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    What a pleasant coincidence
     
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    In the old days, Howard would've seen a video like that, laughed, and said, "What the Hell is wrong with that woman?" :crazy2:

    Maybe he still does, when he's by himself in some little corner of the mansion.
     
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  19. SternsEgo

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    And for beth, cunt day, is everyday.
     
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    lets see you kiss that husband of yours for a change you vile gold digging spawn of fraudsters