Beth was not allowed to do DWTS before, would she be allowed now???

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  1. koclem

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    I still think no but maybe :dontknow:
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    She can't dance with those huge clown shoe feet.
     
  3. Thelma

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    I thought Howard never forced DWTS execs at gunpoint to Take Beth because I think deep down in his alleged soul he knows Beth would be another laughing stock on the dance floor like Kate Gosselin.
     
  4. WillyBest

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    Do you think that really happened or was it another Buchwald planted story like Howard being offered American Idol, which eventually got him AGT?

    I just figured it was him angling to get her on DWTS, drum up interest, excuse me, "bring notice" to her.
     
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    Not allowed? I doubt she was ever asked. Ill bet Howard sent Buchwald to suggest Beth and DWTS passed. Thats probably why Howard trashes the contestants by calling them has beens.
     
  6. Howard Stork

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    Just as well. Bethie has never been a "been" to start with.
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...you cant fake you way thru a dance on center stage can you? maybe she could do the hand jive but thats about it.
     
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    She has no grace or sense of movement. She's gawky and awkward and over-sized. Howard knows this and will block any attempts she might make to get on DWTS.
     
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    Neither of them could take the criticism.
     
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    This. Beth doesn't have a graceful bone in her body. It would be like watching Elaine from Seinfeld dancing. She couldn't even walk the catwalk to become a model let alone dance.
     
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    Shes got two left hooves.
     
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    If Wonky did DWTS, would Dawg's Saloon be able to handle the traffic is my question. :c
     
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    I totally agree with you. I know that we think of Beth as a D-lister, but in reality she's not even that well known. You can make fun of the losers they have on DWTS, but ALL OF THEM are better known to the general public than Beth. No one outside of the Stern universe knows who the fuck she is and we all know that Howard's universe has shrunk considerably since coming to Sirius.
     
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    If beth were to consider doing dancing with the stars I'm sure she would have a personal instructor for a few weeks to see if she could learn to dance. If she had any dancing ability howard would have her learn every dance to increase her chances. As we haven't seen beth on the show we can deduce she has two giant left feet.
     
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    She is too clumsy
     
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    Who would be her partner? Cuckold?
     
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  20. BethSucks

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    Howard JUDGES! His choices in a beard are not to be JUDGED!