Beth went to the university of pittsburgh to become a teacher?

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  1. STR

    STR New Member Banned User

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    Define "successful modeling career."
     
  3. Senator Rick

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    Is this a recent addition to her "achievements"?
    Call me suspicious but I question her intellectual ability to acquire a teaching degree.
     
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    Fancy red carpet posing... cuddling helpless animals and anxious middle-aged Jewish men... strutting her stuff in Ames' finest.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    You ever spend any time around a kindergarten or first grade teacher as an adult? I think a woman who talks at length about having a "favorite letter" would fit right in with that group, the workplace decor would be about her speed as well.
     
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    beff would be eating the clay and chewing on the crayons ... her advice to the kids: "hire someone to teach you that crap"
     
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    I find it more surprising that she even made it out of high school.
     
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    she was fucking the principal
     
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    i've never heard of any principal or director going to a students home while on suspension just for lunch ...
    the lies she's telling the pelican and that mofo is actually believing her ...

    of course she wore by accident a short skirt when the principal came by, oh, those panties on the the floor, those were not her's ..
     
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    i've seen a principal come to a student's home for lunch

    it was in "Naughty Schoolgirl Anal 6"
     
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    Maybe they will give Beth an IQ test for a bit on the show. Maybe it will be Howard vs. Beth vs. Robin vs. Fred. Predicted results as we hear them Einstein = 160, Howard = 160.5, Beth = 159, Fred = 150, Robin = 50 (sorry but that woman is stupid and there's no way around it). I know I am dreaming. Everyone else does the test but they won't because it might hurt their ability to put people down. I would guess Beth at a 78 right between HPE and Jeff the Drunk. The more I hear about her = lower the score.
     
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    Loved these excerpts, too -- "The couple met at a famous Manhattan dinner party." -- A famous dinner party that got no press.

    "I would love at the end of the day to have a program on Animal Planet," said Ostrosky. "I have been in talks with Animal Planet for over a year now, and we are trying to find the right thing."

    Looks like those talks have been going on for almost 8 years now since they started a year before the 2007 article.

     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Something was going on there. :secret:

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    Hey, I teach 1st grade. I wouldn't be able to stand a 5 minute conversation with Beth, let alone collaborate with her at work.
     
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