Stern Show Beth will be in Florida on Tuesday to pick up this future amputee kitten

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    • bethosternI'm picking up this little girl in Florida on Tuesday from Dogs and Cats Forever who rescued her. Her rear leg was injured as a kitten and it is severely deformed and will most likely need to be amputated. Get ready for the beginning of her journey with us as it will officially begin on Tuesday when I hold her for the first time. Will probably be a long road ahead for us but we will do everything for her to get her #readytofly Howard will name her when he meets her. Let's do this!
     
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    She would hop on a plane to go pick up a hobbling cat.
     
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    Looks like it's going to be a 3-legged cat.
    Or maybe they will make a little wheelchair for it.
     
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    Isn't next week a vacation week. Howard needs an excuse to hibernate in his Palm Beach estate and partake in hobbies he never discussed on the show.
     
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    Cancer kids or amputee kittens?

    Such a tough choice.
     
  6. Uncle Larry

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    Will Beth ask the cat "where's your leg" like she did with when asking this one-eyed foster 'where's your eye'?

     
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    At this point, she just offends the shit out of me... I've taken in dozens and dozens of strays over the years, not because I wanted to be known as some caring human being, but because I actually am a caring human being!
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I'm sorry, but there are enough perfectly healthy cats out there that would be low maintenance for a family that it's silly to waste the time and resources on this one .... especially if it's just to create photo ops for Beefus.

    Euthanasia would really be the smart thing.
     
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    I'm still waiting for Bowie, the 2-legged cat with different colored eyes.
     
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    We need to convince Beth that there is an abundance of cats in desperate need of medical attention in
    Malayasia and send her over there on Malayasian airlines.

    There's a 1 in 10 chance her flight will disappear from radar never to be found.
     
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    #readytofly

    :facepalm: She has no fucking clue what a hashtag is
     
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    Why not rescue a three legged Alligator?
     
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    Maybe the wig will name it tri-pod.
     
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    Take the money you need to go down there on your private jet, donate it to an animal shelter. Then you are doing a good deed.
     
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    They are used for a higher purpose #recyclecrippledalligatorsintopursesandshoes
     
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    i think her journey began when her leg was fucked up. i doubt being held by your man hands will make it fell any better you vapid cunt.
     
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    She has...in the form of purses.
     
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    She has. You must've missed it...


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    As Wiggy rubs his hands together and repeats the words: "tax write off....tax write off"
     
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    So I guess there's nobody as good as her living in Florida who could have taken the cat... which looks to be living comfortably somewhere and not on the street. It needed Beth to the rescue.
    And I had two cats that had been shot before I took them in: One rear leg which healed deformed and the cat had to use only three legs. The other one shot in the front arm, it couldn't touch the ground with it so it too hopped on three legs.
    The vet said each surgery would be about $2000, or the cats could live fine like they were, which they did for years.
    She just wants to mutilate another cat due to her Munchausen's by Proxy illness.