Beth Would NEVER Spend $400 on a Purse

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Listening to the 5-31-05 show this morning, I heard Howard tell a story at the 1 hour 16 minute mark (with commercials edited out). He said he was shopping with Beth and she saw a $400 purse that she liked and I quote, "She would never buy it for herself. She would never spend that kind of money on herself." So Howard bought the purse for her and it ended up being $600 after taxes. I guess the sales tax was 50%. That same day, they went out to eat and Beth's red wine got spilled on the white purse and ruined it. According to Howard, it was the waiter's fault.

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    Of course SHE wouldn't buy it for herself. Why would she when there are thousands of rich businessmen, arab sheiks, strip club owners and has been shock jocks to buy it for her?
     
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    I remember wiggy asking a guest(a guy, maybe maria menounus' cock-less SO), when discussing joint finances, what he would do if he wanted to buy a $1500 handbag. Would he have to ask for the $?

    Wha?
     
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    The best part is the gold digger not even caring enough about the value of the gold.

    How the hell was a $600 purse even near a glass of red wine on the table, especially if it's the most expensive purse she has ever owned?
     
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    He is such an idiot. What a sucker. She's too reasonable and responsible and modest to go buying $400 bags. But if the dickhead standing next to her says, I'll pay for it, all the sudden it's ok to spend $400 on a purse. I love that Howard doesn't realize that makes her sound even worse than a woman who'd spend her own $400 on a purse. He just told the story of a whore. A whore with a clueless sucker for a john.


    $600 with taxes? Crazy taxes they have there or maybe Beth pulled the cashier aside and had them add on something else once it wasn't her money being spent. And I'm sure it was the waiter's fault about the wine. These two have to be a total nightmare to be around. Blaming everybody else for everything, living in some fantasy world where they just say it and it's true. I can only imagine how many people have undeservingly lost their jobs because of these two.
     
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    Those Arab Sheiks pay well!

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    I bet Howard wishes he could go back to the days where he was only spending $600 for Beth's purses. Sucker pays.
     
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    She went from not wanting to spend $400 on a purse, to spending 10 million dollars on a closet for shoes and purses. She played him perfectly.
     
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    And now he's paying $600 a day for cat upkeep.
     
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    Howard, you're a sucker
     
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    the 8 ball of coke* in it wasnt free!


    (*allegedly)
     
  12. LawyerLarry

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    Btw, Howard was upset that the restaurant did not buy a new purse and comp the dinner and wine.
     
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    Beth wouldn't be seen with only a 400 dollar purse. That must have been a gift for one of the maids.
     
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    She won't spend 400 bucks from Howard on a purse like a commoner, a serf, a plebe.
    Nah, she needs the 28,000 dollar skin of tortured animals to prove her philanthropist bonafides.

    Why this animoe luvver doesn't get more stick for having her husband buy her millions of dollars of
    leather I will never know.
     
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    Wow, what a fucking dick. A fucking dick who just signed a $500 million contract. For the restaurant to not agree to Howard's demands, 1) They absolutely knew the waiter was not in the wrong and weren't giving in to this rich bully and/or 2) These two are such a pain in the ass, the restaurant wished they'd get pissed and never come back.
     
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    She wouldn't pay $600 when she could have a $1400 one. Didn't someone on here post one that she had for $1400.
     
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    So let me get this straight...
    Going to comic shows is a waste of money but The Whorse buying a $600 purse is ok ?
     
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    Hahahaha. Funny 'cause it's true.

    Howard is a fool for buying the bag and a bigger fool for telling the story.
     
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    But, really, is it BETH'S fault Howard is such a cuckolded (his new favorite porn), homosexual millionaire?
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    This was early on in the relationship so Beth was still cutting side deals with the stores when she brought the marks in. Its the same scam hotel concierges use when they send guests to certain stores. The actual tax was only $36.00 and the sales guy and Beth split the rest. When she got the purse there was $82 in cash already in it.