Beth writes Milkshake a Dear John letter

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    5h
    • bethosternDear Milkshake, tomorrow you will have your new, forever mom to look up to. Love, Foster Mom
     
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    Ahhhhhhh that's so sweet.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Good old milkshake.
     
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    Dear Beth,

    GET A FUCKING LIFE.

    Signed,
    The entire World.
     
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  5. RonHeinzkaboot

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    My milkshake brings all the Dawgs to the yard...
     
  6. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Fixed @RonHeinzkaboot. :giggle:
     
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    Die, you lopsided-tits retard....
     
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    she'll be committed some day.
     
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    Imagine the stench.




    Has nothing to do with the cats, I just figure her cootch smells like week old Indian food.
     
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    I see you have had some wine and Raul...
     
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    I wonder if it's part of the agreement when you get a cat delivered by this retard that you have to keep the stupid names she gives them ?
     
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  13. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller."

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    Thanks for fostering me, RuPaul...I'm really gonna miss your fermented grape breath!
    Smell ya later.

    Love, Milktits
     
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    It's "ki'ens" because she doesn't say the "t"
     
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    The former English major tapped into her vast knowledge of literature to pull this inspirational quote for her followers:

     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller."

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    I knew she read the literary greats!
     
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    She's so conquerory.
     
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  20. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller."

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    A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby
    talk "You need to use big people' words," she'd always remind them.

    She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana," he said.

    "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"

    She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo," he replied.

    She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words."

    She then asked Ron what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

    "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What
    book did you read?"

    Ron thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."