BethO or Rachel Maddow?

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Marry BethO or Rachel Maddow for 20 years min?

  1. BethO

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  1. Rogue

    Rogue New Member

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    If you had to be married to one or the other for at least 20 years, which one would it be? :evil:
     
  2. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I'm a huge Rachel Maddow fan. But I'd go with Beth O.

    She doesn't annoy me like y'all and she's good to look at.
     
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    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Beth sucks.
     
  4. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ms. Maddow. If you are married you have to talk to each other. I can't see myself Talking on a third grade level for 20 years.
     
  5. Divorce Chicken

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    Maddow. But only if that hottt girlfriend of hers comes along with the package.:artiejj:
     
  6. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Rachel. I don't share her politics but she strikes me as the type that while being very left wing, can get along with everyone and there are cases where I agree with her.

    She would have to grow her hair long though.
     
  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Like Judge Judy says "Beauty fades... DUMB IS FOREVER."
     
  8. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    this, all the way. you can fuck dumb, but you can't live with it.
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Rachel, but I'd make her grow her hair out (the hair on her head, that is).
     
  10. Senator Rick

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    Rachel Maddow gets the babes (with the exception of her current "Life Partner")... I'd take sloppy seconds.
     
  11. DarkFriday

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    Is this thing male or female? :omg:


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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Leave Benjy alone.
     
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    Wouldn't marry either of 'em under any circumstances so for me it's who's more desirable for a quickie.

    My default is to vote "ABW" as in "anyone but Whoresy" but this is a hard one on which to hold that line.

    If we're factoring in "intellectually engaged" instead of "wham bam thank you maam" Rachel might get the nod; but we aren't.

    If Rachel looked like she did but still knew how to please a man it might be more clear-cut. However since neither of 'em do, I'll go with the pretty horse over the homely dyke.
     
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    Throwing in my $.02 as a straight female...

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    Put longer hair on this face, and you have Julia Roberts.

    Better mind, better face, better person. No contest.
     
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    Not even a contest. Rachel all the way, every day. :wub:
     
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    Without a doubt Beth. She is pretty, just not 100 million a year pretty.

    Rachel and I might agree on some things politically but I couldn't get over her looks. There is nothing sexy about her at all.

    They both have annoying voices. They both would drive me nuts with some of their outside interests. Rachel is smarter. It boils down to Beth is into cock as far as we know and Beth is much better looking.
     
  17. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Is "neither" an acceptable answer? :dontknow:
     
  18. Morning Wood

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    I'm a Maddow fan, but I'd rather stick my junk in Beth's booty pipe just to show her who's boss. :c
     
  19. Spazzmatazz

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    I didn't see a "None of the Above" choice, so I went with Maddow. I spent 23 years of my first marriage with a dimwit. Try to carry on a somewhat intelligent conversation with them and they just look at you like... Well, like...
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  20. Dominic GPS

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    that picture is perfect. hamptons.com mic and all.