January 12, 1954 - Birth of Howard A. Stern Beth does not exist Fall of 1972 - Howard begins attending Boston University Beth is a cute newborn baby (July 15, 1972) who is constantly crying and shitting herself. 1974 - Howard Meets Alison Beth is still a cute two-year-old baby. June 4, 1978 - Howard Marries Alison Beth is five years old! She's walking and everything now. Wow! She is also probably really excited about her upcoming birthday! March 2, 1981 - Howard Begins Working at WWDC (with Robin Quivers) Beth is a cool 8-year-old girl. With two years of schooling under her belt, she's likely already got this whole grade school thing down. May 7, 1983 - Birth of Emily B. Stern Beth is a strong 11-year-old teenager. Young Beth already has two years of modeling experience, and is well on her way to becoming a supermodel! May 9, 1986 - Birth of Debra J. Stern Beth is a 14-year-old girl, likely an 8th grader in Middle School. I bet she's had her first kiss by now. How cute. July 14, 1990 - Channel 9 Show Debuts Beth is a 17-year-old lady! Just one day shy of her 18th birthday, Beth O is probably freaking the fuck out! Her Principal from Fox Chapel High probably has that date memorized, and is looking forward to congratulating Beth on becoming of age. January 23, 1993 - Birth of Ashley J. Stern Beth is a young, sexy 20-year-old. By now the beautiful (and perhaps a bit impressionable) Beth O has grown into her body, and is likely doing a lot fucking and underage drinking with her Delta-Delta-Delta sorority sisters at the University of Pittsburgh.