Beth's Age In Howard's Timeline

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  1. Franklin

    Franklin New Member

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    January 12, 1954 - Birth of Howard A. Stern
    Beth does not exist

    Fall of 1972 - Howard begins attending Boston University
    Beth is a cute newborn baby (July 15, 1972) who is constantly crying and shitting herself.

    1974 - Howard Meets Alison

    Beth is still a cute two-year-old baby.

    June 4, 1978 - Howard Marries Alison
    Beth is five years old! She's walking and everything now. Wow! She is also probably really excited about her upcoming birthday!

    March 2, 1981 - Howard Begins Working at WWDC (with Robin Quivers)
    Beth is a cool 8-year-old girl. With two years of schooling under her belt, she's likely already got this whole grade school thing down.

    May 7, 1983 - Birth of Emily B. Stern

    Beth is a strong 11-year-old teenager. Young Beth already has two years of modeling experience, and is well on her way to becoming a supermodel!

    May 9, 1986 - Birth of Debra J. Stern
    Beth is a 14-year-old girl, likely an 8th grader in Middle School. I bet she's had her first kiss by now. How cute.

    July 14, 1990 - Channel 9 Show Debuts
    Beth is a 17-year-old lady! Just one day shy of her 18th birthday, Beth O is probably freaking the fuck out! Her Principal from Fox Chapel High probably has that date memorized, and is looking forward to congratulating Beth on becoming of age.

    January 23, 1993 - Birth of Ashley J. Stern
    Beth is a young, sexy 20-year-old. By now the beautiful (and perhaps a bit impressionable) Beth O has grown into her body, and is likely doing a lot fucking and underage drinking with her Delta-Delta-Delta sorority sisters at the University of Pittsburgh.
     
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    What is that in dog years?
     
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    Beth doesn't shit remember? After her feedings her supermodel mother would stick her finger down her baby throat, Beth learned at a really young age. No way Beth's supermodel mother would have a fat baby.