Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by thunderfist2112, Nov 22, 2015.
More like no sex.
The only way Howard will get her pregnant is if Ralph spits on her crotch.
That would make a great screen name.
That last pic of Wigdick and Boeuf is so awful, so stupid, and so pathetic. Yea, actually, it's quite sad.
She's a fucking creep show.
on the plus side the DNA ends when she dies.
When Beth is alone wandering the halls of Chimney Manor, stepping over the cat poop, cursing the ever lingering smell of cat urine, do you think she ever peers into one of the quiet, unused bedrooms and imagines a nursery..............ahh never mind. Who cares.
Can you imagine the instagram onslaught if Beff had an actual child?
Consuela would get terminal Carpal Tunnel from all the god damn picture taking.
I think one way to get beth into bed ,is to lure her using a cute kid in public. Then it's a brown bag over her head and
I bet she must pine for a child. But not with the pelican.
You mean the kind of sad that's fucking hilarious right?
If Howard let her adopt a kid, she'd have Consuala drown all the cats.
Of course. Can you imagine the mutant produced from their genetic porridge?
It'd be nine feet tall, with an oversized mouth and a giant nose. Total Sasquatch.
I know this is hard but time is running out. You made a deal with the devil and I bet you thought you could do it but I know you can't. A baby is life and life is more important than money, fame or a promise to a self-loathing asshole who forced you to make such a Sophie's Choice.
If you don't have a kid now, you are lost. You will have to be satisfied with soulless animals and whatever grandchildren Wiggy's girls have. And do you think you will be even allowed to touch them? Those girls hate Howard and if it wasn't for the money he holds over their heads, they would never speak to him.
So, here's what you do. Go out and get inseminated ASAP by some handsome, Rhodes Scholar. Then divorce Wiggy, take your pre-nup payout and then enjoy your life. You will find another man, a younger one who has a kid, too. Otherwise when Howie had his second mid-life crisis, you're out at fifty with raisin for ovaries and no more Hamptons and Jennifer Anniston parties.
My way, you have life.
You know she wanted a kid but Howard's big bank account ranks higher. What I think is an interesting sign into their marriage is how Howard doesn't trust her with birth control. He said he doesn't want her to take the pill because it isn't safe. Sure. He won't let her use any form or birth control. It is all controlled by him which is why they use condoms. I think what is really sad is Howard said he locks up the condoms. I guess he thinks Beth may try to poke one with a pin. For him to show no trust with her when it comes to birth control is a real behind the scenes look into the rules regarding their marriage.
This pic is the worst. Every cat is trying to escape the crib. Not one is paying attention to her. Leon Bear look particularly irritated.
Ok, I have to say something: not all women want children. We love being an aunt, a godmother, a step mom, but yes, some with working wombs and thinking brains just say no.