Beths barren womb

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by thunderfist2112, Nov 22, 2015.

  1. thunderfist2112

    thunderfist2112 Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2014
    Messages:
    3,062
    Likes Received:
    5,486
  2. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2013
    Messages:
    3,619
    Likes Received:
    13,709
    Barren?
    More like no sex.
    The only way Howard will get her pregnant is if Ralph spits on her crotch.
     
  3. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    8,620
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2015
    Messages:
    5,361
    Likes Received:
    11,522
    That would make a great screen name.
     
  4. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    7,665
    Likes Received:
    20,760
    That last pic of Wigdick and Boeuf is so awful, so stupid, and so pathetic. Yea, actually, it's quite sad.
     
  5. thegroovologist

    thegroovologist Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    57,376
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2015
    Messages:
    15,223
    Likes Received:
    45,526
  6. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,052
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2015
    Messages:
    4,542
    Likes Received:
    9,633
    She's a fucking creep show.
     
    Wiggy, blindbella, austin54 and 8 others like this.
  7. Abner Devereaux

    Abner Devereaux Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2015
    Messages:
    2,302
    Likes Received:
    5,773
    on the plus side the DNA ends when she dies.
     
  8. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2013
    Messages:
    3,619
    Likes Received:
    13,709
    When Beth is alone wandering the halls of Chimney Manor, stepping over the cat poop, cursing the ever lingering smell of cat urine, do you think she ever peers into one of the quiet, unused bedrooms and imagines a nursery..............ahh never mind. Who cares.

    Can you imagine the instagram onslaught if Beff had an actual child?
    Consuela would get terminal Carpal Tunnel from all the god damn picture taking.
     
  9. hypo666

    hypo666 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,341
    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    2,237
    Likes Received:
    3,339
    I think one way to get beth into bed ,is to lure her using a cute kid in public. Then it's a brown bag over her head and

    [​IMG]

    I bet she must pine for a child. But not with the pelican.
     
  10. Cinnaminion

    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    May 6, 2015
    Messages:
    3,310
    Likes Received:
    14,519

    You mean the kind of sad that's fucking hilarious right? :D
     
  11. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    66,241
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    15,212
    Likes Received:
    45,811
    If Howard let her adopt a kid, she'd have Consuala drown all the cats.
     
    Famous, Habsfan, blindbella and 5 others like this.
  12. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    7,665
    Likes Received:
    20,760
    Of course. Can you imagine the mutant produced from their genetic porridge?

    <willies>
     
  13. Cinnaminion

    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    May 6, 2015
    Messages:
    3,310
    Likes Received:
    14,519
    It'd be nine feet tall, with an oversized mouth and a giant nose. Total Sasquatch.
    Totally creepy. :surprised:
     
    ZevonFan, blindbella, Tracy and 4 others like this.
  14. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

    Reputations:
    88,859
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    34,140
    Likes Received:
    34,155
  15. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,052
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2015
    Messages:
    4,542
    Likes Received:
    9,633
    [​IMG]
     
  16. Dean Wormer

    Dean Wormer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,794
    Joined:
    May 11, 2012
    Messages:
    922
    Likes Received:
    1,942
    Dear Beth,

    I know this is hard but time is running out. You made a deal with the devil and I bet you thought you could do it but I know you can't. A baby is life and life is more important than money, fame or a promise to a self-loathing asshole who forced you to make such a Sophie's Choice.

    If you don't have a kid now, you are lost. You will have to be satisfied with soulless animals and whatever grandchildren Wiggy's girls have. And do you think you will be even allowed to touch them? Those girls hate Howard and if it wasn't for the money he holds over their heads, they would never speak to him.

    So, here's what you do. Go out and get inseminated ASAP by some handsome, Rhodes Scholar. Then divorce Wiggy, take your pre-nup payout and then enjoy your life. You will find another man, a younger one who has a kid, too. Otherwise when Howie had his second mid-life crisis, you're out at fifty with raisin for ovaries and no more Hamptons and Jennifer Anniston parties.

    My way, you have life.

    Sincerely,

    Dean Wormer.
     
  17. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,728
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    1,945
    Likes Received:
    6,520
    You know she wanted a kid but Howard's big bank account ranks higher. What I think is an interesting sign into their marriage is how Howard doesn't trust her with birth control. He said he doesn't want her to take the pill because it isn't safe. Sure. He won't let her use any form or birth control. It is all controlled by him which is why they use condoms. I think what is really sad is Howard said he locks up the condoms. I guess he thinks Beth may try to poke one with a pin. For him to show no trust with her when it comes to birth control is a real behind the scenes look into the rules regarding their marriage.
     
  18. daphnejoanes

    daphnejoanes Vodka Swilling Cat VIP

    Reputations:
    354
    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2012
    Messages:
    1,936
    Likes Received:
    2,933
    This pic is the worst. Every cat is trying to escape the crib. Not one is paying attention to her. Leon Bear look particularly irritated.
     
    Tracy and IfTheyOnlyKnew like this.
  19. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,198
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2015
    Messages:
    2,442
    Likes Received:
    3,792
    Ok, I have to say something: not all women want children. We love being an aunt, a godmother, a step mom, but yes, some with working wombs and thinking brains just say no.
     
  20. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    285,164
    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2013
    Messages:
    31,996
    Likes Received:
    80,292
    :spit:
     
    Bye You! likes this.