Beths BBC Crush Chad Johnson arrested and soon to be unemployed

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Hey Cheer up Chad you may have blown the last chance you had to star in the NFL but
    at least think of all the time you will have now to fuck Beth who had a huge hard on for you when you were on DWTS





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    Another brilliant signing by Miami. Don Shula dug a grave and climbed in just to spin in it.
     
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    Another beautiful African brotha brung down by a light-skinned ho
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :cheer:
     
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    I agree. As a life long fins fan it really pisses me off. Philbin is a no nonsense guy so I was surprised they signed him....although, may be had no say. It could have been just Ireland who's about to get fired anyway.
     
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    Teams put up with his antics when he could produce on the field, but he's getting older and last season was not a good sign for things to come this year - once the Dolphins cut him, dude may need to go into porn like he mentioned in his hilarious presser.
     
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    Why the fuck is he keeping condom receipts for?
     
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    wow I could hit that pitch you just threw like 500ft, but I am going to take the high road.....:coffee:
     
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    Maybe if you get someone pregnant you can take them back. :dontknow:
     
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    He uses condoms because he is afraid of intimacy....:c
     
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    when will someone headbutt betf?
     
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    They are also on Hard Knocks this year. Maybe CJ can get a spinoff?
     
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    That wouldn't be very productive. Her face is so long that it'd absorb 83% of the force before it affected her brain. She could then deliver a boot to the groin with her massive feet. I think the formula for diffused force in Beth's head is

    v = u + at
    v[SUP]2[/SUP] = u[SUP]2[/SUP] + 2as

    s = ut + 1/2 at[SUP]2[/SUP]
    average velocity = (v + u)/2
     
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    I wish the other owners of the league would force Ross to sell the fins to someone who cares more about winning than being a celebrity, as long as he is in charge the fins will be irrelevant.
     
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    im really surprised by this :rolleye:

    based on what info do you say he will be unemployed?
     
  17. chapped

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    info... he is an overpaid.. at most 10 play per game, dropped touchdown, distraction in the locker room, has been... you think

    the fins are going to want to keep him after he gets out of jail??

    if they are then they are just starting early on the bid for next years number one pick.

    :dontknow:
     
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    i think failed to calculate the energy required to un-bend her knee and to hide the condoms that nacho left ..


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    xavier, but they knew all that before they signed him.
    i wish he was out of the league. im done with his drama
     
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    Chad & Evelyn, in happier times...

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    I don't get this chick, sometimes she looks smokin' hot, other times, a little dried up and busted. Nice cans, however.

    Sigh...the way they were.

    Poor Ocho...

    I hope they don't have a kid, because if they do, CA-CHING for yet another gold digger!

    I'm sorry, Ocho is a ham, but he's funny as hell on Hard Knocks Miami (just like he was when he was in HK - Cincy). He DOES work hard on the field, but time is catching up with him... this arrest isn't going to help his post-football career. :nocheer:

    Wasn't this chick once married to Antoine Walker, the former Boston Celtic? After he went broke, she jumped ship quicker than the captain off the Costa Concordia (I might be thinking of another 'digger, though)!
     
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