Beth's Birthday Bash Grooming Countdown

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Divorce Chicken, Jan 27, 2014.

  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge

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    Since this is Beth's next big opportunity to ride Howie's fading coattails to media stardom, what regime will Beth follow to be in top form for Saturday night? Feel free to support your answer with 'shops, GIFs or photos.
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard said she "had a fashion show" to choose from 5 outfits.
     
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    She's like a fucking child.
     
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    She's going to shave her balls.
     
  5. Divorce Chicken

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    Brazilian blowout?
     
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    If she intends to shave Wiggy's balls, she'll have to get them out of the Mason jar on the shelf where she stores them.
     
  7. Divorce Chicken

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    Anal bleaching? Just in case she walks over a vent and her dress blows up?
     
  8. tHISisKiSSeL

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    She's getting top shelf extensions made from Caucasian hair, not the usual bleached Guatemalan hair.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    If that anorexic slag walked over a vent, she'd fall in.
     
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    I read online that if you put put corn oil in a horse's feed, it adds a little shine to their coat.
     
  11. Bye You!

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    :hhh:
     
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    No doubt that each one is sluttier than the previous one, regardless of weather predictions. She'd dress like a $20 hooker at the North Pole.