Beth's BLIND CAT waits for her by the door (Instagram photo)

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Bella must feel mighty secure with those big hands around her ...


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    Love that my blind cat waits for me by the door everyday until I return from my morning run.

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Poor thing is hoping to escape when the door opens.
     
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    "Oh and there's another piece of furniture I wanted to show off"
     
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    "Soft lighting? Check. Hair strategically placed? Check. Head bent and eyes cast downward? Check. Cat's paws placed over my forearm? Check. Now take the fucking picture so I can go get a mimosa for Christ's sake. Hurry up so I can get this fucking prop off of me. The things I do to be famous. Ugh."
     
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    Who took the pic? because we all know Howard hates social media
     
  7. HorsetoothBeth

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    Does anyone have that magazine photo of their living room / great room? It seems it's disappeared from the webs.
     
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    Blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!blind!
     
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    Howard should have her on the show to play "dumb as a box of rocks"
     
  10. Ben Dover

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    Bella waits by the door because she knows when Beef returns, the smell of fish is very strong
     
  11. Ashbeard

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    If Beefus had a child with downs or some other defect, would she point it out constantly?

    "Love that my mongoloid child waits for me at the basement door every day for its baby ruth chocolate bar"
     
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    i wonder why she never mentions her husband howard WITH THE PROLAPSED ANUS. Howard and his PROLAPSED ANUS and I went out for dinner tonight. I had to change him right after drinks because he has a PROLAPSED ANUS.
     
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    So the blind cat waits by the door for the dumb bitch wishing it were deaf so it wouldn't have to hear the 2 assholes that adopted her
     
  14. Ashbeard

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    I love when my hair follicly challenged husband waits for me at the door to change his piss dribble shield.
     
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    Are those horseshoes on that bench????? :surprised:


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  16. meanne

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    It's a piece of memorabilia from her childhood in Churchill Downs.
     
  17. Thelma

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    "Xanadu" ...

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  18. meanne

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    It looks like they live in Transylvania, not the Hamptons. Pittsburgh chic.
     
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    To be fair, if I had 850 rooms to decorate, I'd probably do one or two like this just because I'd run out of ideas.
    ...
    #832 - Just like a Donkey Kong level
    #833 - Like an 18th C rococo French palace
    #834 - All-green-ball ball pit/whiskey lounge
    ...
     
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    Her running horse shoes.