Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Oct 16, 2012.
Beth’s passion for the animals is truly unmatched — she even ran a 26.2 mile marathon to save lives.
And to think, some run the marathon just for their own pleasure. Selfish bastards.
there's no way in fuck she wrote that.
Too many words for Beffie.
not written in crayon and pictures.
That was written by an actual University graduate . . .
I'll rewrite for Beffie...
"We adopted a cat! I wanted a baby but Howchie said no..Howchie says we can put pretty trinkets on Charlie boy soon and post fake NSAL ads!! Am so excited!"
"..puppies and kittens are like babies.."
Beff desperately wants a child and is adopting all of these animoes to fill the void. Eventually they will divorce because their home will be overrun with cats or Beff will demand a child. Howard isn’t adopting any blaek kid and isn’t having anymore children of his own.. Splitsville, USA.
[h=1]Me gots a NEW KITTY![/h] Posted by on October 15, 2012
Igot me a new kitty cat and Howard said yes.
I was so happy I said Howard I want that cat ok he said yes.
My new cat name is Charlie Boy. He is seven years old. He is muttigree. I like him. He is nice. He is super smart. He is funny and amazing. Howard and me is totally love him. But it took a long time axsing Howard until he said yes you can have the kity.
Sumtimes pepole say they want a kitten not a grown up cat. That is bad.
I'm the lady that talks about Animal League America. I meet lots and lots of puppies and kitties. I want all these amnimoes to be my babies. Nose kissies with that new puppy or kitty and watching them do cute things is a great expeariance.
But that dosant mean you donot to adopt an older amnimal! Like some of the ones in the pitchers below. Who have been waiting for their homes for quite some time!!!
Young puppies and kitties are like babies. They are cute. You have to take care of them. They need food and water to eat. Sometimes you pet them ok.
Grown up dogs and cats need more food to eat. Sometimes you don't have to pet them as much but you can if you want.
But like our Charlie Boy older anmimols still have tons of love to give. And they are so greatfull. You can make them do what you want and put baby clothes on them. Apple, Walter and Leon Bear have to do what I say and wear the baby outfits and pretend to be my baby and I like it.
I was sad becased my dog died and then my cats tolde me they were sad too and Howard too.
Your money to Animal League America and the doggies and kitties and parties tells people adopt cats and not dont buy pet stores and breeders are bad too..
Some of My Speshal Frends
When Iat Animal League America a few weeks ago. I spent some time with a few very speshal grown up doggies that have been there for long time. Please visit the doggies and make sure you ask to see them and get a doggie to be your dog.
Aren't those races usually measured in furlongs?
"Heâ€™s affectionate; heâ€™s super smart, and incredibly funny." Sounds like she's talking about a kid.
You are correct sir. Some fatso at NSAL wrote it, emailed the draft to Beth, she clicked Reply, typed "OK", hit Send. That's how these processes work with people that can't be bothered but want to look like they do. Its a "blank check" type arrangement.
And you too are correct sir. Each time she whines about bringing another disease-ridden fleabag with a bad temperament home what she's really doing is passive aggressively telegraphing "let me fetch the condom out of the trash and impregnate myself or the mutt stays". Eventually Howcho will cave because subcontracting the raising of the child isnt going to cost him any time, only money - and thats the only holdup right now.
How the fuck is a cat funny in any way? Its a fucking cat. God I hate her, just stfu.
Shouldn't she be blogging at animoeleague.org instead.
I wonder if her assistant/slave wrote that for her.
The title is called "Beth's Thoughts"
"In addition to our new family member, we’re blessed to have three other rescued adult cats in our lives: Apple, Walter and Leon Bear, who are thrilled to have a new sibling in the house. Of course, they all still miss Bianca, our beloved dog who passed away this summer "
Oh, if only, we could learn what Apple, Walter & Leon are really thinking......
She played the dead dog card again.