Beth's book is NUMBER ONE!

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  1. blindbella

    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    ...in Children's Adoption Books.:haha:

     
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    good for her
     
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    What a dope.
     
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    She is the Fredo of the writers world
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    What's no.2? Some book that has sold 3copies?
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...is the comments section open? :idea:
     
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    ...how can a book be number one when it hasnt been written yet? :bigthink:
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Is she going to explain to every child that reads the book why they couldn't save their dying pet with love? She is selling this book to children as a true story.......
     
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    Guess what the staff and all of Howard's friends will be getting for Christmas this year?
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    What is good about it? The fact that young children who read the book can love their dying pets back to health? What happens when their pets die?
     
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    If you look up "children's adoption books" at Amazon, they are all about human adoption. Some with animals acting as surrogates to help children understand that adoptive parents can love them just like biological parents. I truly doubt Beth's garbage is anything more than a "cute" story about kittens.
     
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    I wish George Lucas would cease and desist for using the name Yoda
     
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    :lol:
     
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    "Mommy, why did grandpa die? I loved him just as much as Yoder loved those kittens!"
     
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    This^^^^^
     
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    Yeah
    well, sorry sweetie, but gramps didn't have a full time staff with a doctor on house call to provide him with every medical advantage he could get.....He had to die, now read kitty cancer ranch and rattan chair outlet funding book, and STFU....
     
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    ...kind of like robins book/story.
     
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    Beth is being modest - this POS is also the #1 best seller in Children's Cat Books!

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    As engagement chicken would say, fuck me running