Beth's Book Sales Flop

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  1. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    I thought Howard had 23 million fans ...

    With all the publicity, TV appearances, book tour, Howard's Sirius/XM show mentions, etc, this is the current sales statistics from Amazon as of this date & time (Nov 21, 14 @ 9:55 CST):


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    ...and wiggy called hulk hogan a fool for investing a million dollars into his daughters singing career.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    What is it ranked 11th in????
     
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    That's pretty good considering it's the most moronic book idea ever.
     
  6. Divorce Chicken

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    Buchwaldco Worldwide is poised to initiate "Operation Buy By the Case".
     
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    ...some obscure catagory, i think its called "childrens adoption books".
     
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  8. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    So with all the millions $$ spent on her publicity tour, about $8 will be given to NSAL after the necessary sales deductions (pmnt to real author, pmnt to illustrator, taxes, etc)?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'll buy a crate when they are cheaper than fire starters.
     
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    I would bet a paycheck that 500 of those 663 were straight from Pluggo Weavington himself :backlol2:
     
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    She did not advertise where it counts. 25+Million listeners

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    I love how everyone on the tour is calling her an animal activist. She wears leather you dopes.
     
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    The surprising part of that 77 people in Canada bought that crap and 3 people in the UK. Even more surprising is no one in Germany has bought a copy. You would think she has some "friends" in Germany that might help her out.
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Hey - you are right. Where's all her European modeling contacts to help with book sales, too??

    Shame on them.
     
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    I wonder if Hanzi bought all the books in Canada.
     
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    where does the money come from for printing, artwork, materials and manufacturing? wouldn't it make more sense to take that money, don't publish anything and donate it to the stupid charity? total rich person vanity project which generates zero, point, zero for the actual charity.
     
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    I will say that the book was a massive success. Book sales are irrelevant. The point of this book was to get Beth tons of publicity and appearances on talk shows. It worked perfectly.
     
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    Does anyone realize the value of getting on the Today Show alone? Any author would kill for the opportunity. Beth has NBC, Rachel Ray, Howie and Team Buchwald behind her and she can only manage a few hundred copies. That is shockingly disgraceful.

    Honestly, she is a complete waste of time. Though heavily promoted, all of her media ventures have failed miserably. Somebody needs to sit her down and tell her the truth.
     
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    The infidelity section
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    It's just a slight dip you bastards
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