Beth's Chronological Potential For Spawning A Stern Heir

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Guess her official age is 42 but some including The Beth Blogger contend that she's already reached 45. Either way, the likelihood of her carrying a fetus to term and birthing a normal, healthy heir to the Stern fortune is now really a roll of the dice that is ever-decreasing with each passing year.

    This obsession with kittens, while being a contrived vehicle to keep her circling the peripheral drain of D-List celebrities, IMO speaks to a greater, maternally-driven pathology. While for the spectacle of it, most of us would delight in seeing her pop out a baby Howard, his first son, for the sheer drama of it, if that baby turns out to be short bus-bound, is there anyone here who doubts that Beefus would drop the kittens and NSAL like a hot potato to embrace the cause and become a visible spokesperson for Downs Syndrome?

    While personally I don't think "her" plumbing is capable of conceiving, either way, here are her odds of birthing a healthy baby going forward according to Parenting Magazine:

    ??The question being: how do you feel about her conceiving a Stern heir, and then if she does, about propagating one that is chromosome-convoluted???

    40-44
    First the good news: A recent study shows that women over 40 who have babies without help from fertility drugs or other assisted reproductive technologies tend to live longer than those who don't. Why? One theory is that estrogen, which is still produced in abundance in fertile women, has life-lengthening effects on the heart, bones, and other organs. However, fewer than 1 percent of women ages 40 to 44 have babies. The chance of becoming pregnant during any one month drops to only 5 percent after age 40.

    About one-third of all pregnancies in women ages 40 to 44 end in miscarriage. Babies born to women in their 40s are also more likely to have lower birth weights (under 5 1/2 pounds).

    Risks of chromosomal birth defects rise steadily with each year into your 40s. If you give birth at age 40, your baby has a 1 in 106 chance of being born with Down syndrome and a 1 in 66 chance of being born with any chromosomal abnormality. But by age 44, those risks rise to 1 in 38 and 1 in 26, respectively.

    45-49
    The percentage of women who have babies in this age group is .03, and the chance of successful infertility treatment drops tremendously.

    More than half of all pregnancies in women over age 45 end in miscarriage (before 20 weeks gestation). Risk of stillbirth is doubled for women in their 40s, compared with those in their 20s; for this reason, many doctors perform more stress tests and ultrasounds in the last weeks of pregnancy in older women. The chance of chromosomal abnormalities increases sharply. At age 45, there's a 1 in 30 chance of delivering an infant with Down syndrome and a 1 in 21 chance of having a baby with any chromosomal abnormality. In a 49-year-old those risks rise to 1 in 11 and 1 in 8, respectively.

    http://www.parenting.com/article/pregnancy-at-20-30-40


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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    It's a big stretch at her age. But Wiggy would never let it happen anyway. In addition to just not wanting to raise ( haha ) another kid and give away more of his marbles, he *knows* better than anyone that she'd be The World's Worst Mother. Rare kudos to him for not making her one.
     
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    Thanks for the thorough human analysis OV. Let us know once you have done the same on maternity in mature mares.
     
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    She is almost to the age where the percentages are good that she will have a kid dumber than her. Perfect time to have a kid.
     
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    That kid would be the next Conrad Hilton if Beth raised him. She sucks at everything she does.
     
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    look at the wig :bully:
     
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    Maybe they can adopt a poor black child. That would give Beth some good photo ops.
     
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    Don't forget she is working with weak 61 year old sperm.
    Once she gets the wedding save-the-date from daughter, I think she is either going to force the issue and have a baby or leave him.
    No way she is going to withstand losing all the attention when that grandchild comes out.
     
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  12. Jayla

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    She will have a fit for sure when the grand babies come, but I don't think she is stupid enough to leave him. She knows how good her deal is with him.
     
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    mine was 51,and I got twins from it.The wife was 36 at the time.
     
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    Fertility drugs and a litter of 5.
    :pray:
    I'd tune in for that!
     
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    ...that selfish bitch aint having any baby. wiggy already has 3 heirs to his fortune i seriously doubt hes looking for another or a child who would be center stage, top priority. hes too old to have anymore kids anyway.
     
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    Today he was talking about jerking off and nothing happening. I doubt if he is even fucking Beth he could stay hard enough long enough to cum.
     
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    HAY NOW?!

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    That grandchild will barely exist can Wiggy's sterile and neurotic world of purell and panic rooms. Allison will be the only active grandparent on the jewish side. Kid's gonna grow up eating plantains morning noon and night from the spic side.
     
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    :facepalm: This again? How many times are people going to speculate on Beth's barren womb? She doesn't want kids...she has zero interest in children...only in kitty cats.
     
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    Beth deserves a teenage daughter :rolleyes:
     
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