Stern Show Beth's Crappy Products Hall of Shame

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    Let's list 'em'. Either "invented", represented or modeled for:

    Haband
    Manville insulation
    Giftscriptions
    Cushion Source
    Arm warmers
    Crappy jewelry
    Books (Oh, My Dog, Yoda)
     
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    I will never, ever, ever understand the arm warmers. They were trying to make that a thing? They looked horrible.
     
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    What was Haband? I don't remember that one.
     
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    giftscriptions
     
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    the lovely polyester pants ad with the pretty brunette behind her
     
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    Oh and the Giftscriptions thing was the worst case of second hand embarrassment I have ever had in my life. "Robin, my wife got a job!"
     
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    That's what they were called??:haha: Thanks!
     
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    The horribly photoshopped NSAL calendars have to make the list. 3 legged dogs!
     
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    Ames-out of business.
     
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    he DID say that, didn't he?

    :cwl:
     
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    imay be wrong but it's all the same garbage
     
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    True Confessions magazine!
     
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    Yep, it was like when you're a kid and your mom is all proud and tells grandma about your new job at the pizza shack.
     
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    What was Blair then? Is that interchangable with Haband? I wish I understood the world of polyester pantsuit modeling better than do. Shame on me!
     
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    http://haband.blair.com/
     
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    Didn't Beth invent flying rescue kittens in from random southern states to the north at outlandish expense because apparently there are no abandon cats in New York or Pennsylvania?
     
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    aaah so i was wrong! thanks. maybe ames made those lovely polyester pants?
     
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    Yeah, right after he insisted that she wanted to stay out of the public eye.