Beth's Creepy Alarm Clock

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by CCMaguire, Jul 22, 2015.

  1. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    15
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,568
    Likes Received:
    8,874
  2. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,320
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,958
    Likes Received:
    25,956
    Catnip on the phony tits?
     
  3. Nick Mondo

    Nick Mondo Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    105
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2012
    Messages:
    1,454
    Likes Received:
    3,974
    This vapid cunt got up, put on fake eye lashes so she could lay back down and pretend to wake up to a cat licking her!
     
  4. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    2,622
    Likes Received:
    2,086
    No I can't relate bitch....I use a real alarm so I can get up and work and do something with my day.
     
  5. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2015
    Messages:
    9,897
    Likes Received:
    25,016
    Trying to see what happened to them, since they send smaller than they where 6 months ago.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  6. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    23,287
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    10,033
    Likes Received:
    30,220
    The fucking cat is blind ! Probably thinks someone left an open bottle of wine on the bed.
     
    Hoof, DuckDong, cg256 and 9 others like this.
  7. sz1122

    sz1122 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2015
    Messages:
    265
    Likes Received:
    796
    Nothing like a good pussy licking early in the morning
     
  8. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

    Reputations:
    9,448
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    4,191
    Likes Received:
    16,708
    Cats lick their assholes. Does blind Bella who is blind also try to cover you up?. That's litterbox behaviour.. Stupid.

    So glad stupid doesn't ride horses. But it would be OK if it pulled a Christopher Reeves.


    F mutt
     
  9. BethOsItchyHem

    BethOsItchyHem Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,206
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2014
    Messages:
    857
    Likes Received:
    1,230
    Poor Bianca had to lick the peanut butter out of her horse vag.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  10. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

    Reputations:
    50,185
    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,953
    Likes Received:
    25,173
  11. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    23,287
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    10,033
    Likes Received:
    30,220
    We have a cat. She gets up about 5 am every day, comes into the bedroom and starts messing around with the shades and making all kinds of noise. She wants to go outside.
    It never once occurred to me to grab my phone and make a video of it and post it online. I find it fucking annoying and I wish my wife would wake up and take care of it but I always get stuck.
    :bigcry:
     
  12. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

    Reputations:
    1,663
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    3,108
    Likes Received:
    3,499
    So who's in Beth's bedroom shooting the video if she is asleep? We know it's not Howard he is in NY.
     
    blindbella, Pill Queen, Tracy and 7 others like this.
  13. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

    Reputations:
    50,185
    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,953
    Likes Received:
    25,173
    [​IMG]
     
  14. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

    Reputations:
    8
    Joined:
    May 3, 2013
    Messages:
    20,112
    Likes Received:
    37,149
  15. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    16,541
    Likes Received:
    41,323
    :console: You're a good egg.....my husband won't even scoop out the litter box :what:
     
  16. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating!

    Reputations:
    37,026
    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2011
    Messages:
    4,338
    Likes Received:
    17,885
    These guys, who just left Howard's room.

    [​IMG]
     
    Bye You!, kingship, AuntDolly and 4 others like this.
  17. daphnejoanes

    daphnejoanes Vodka Swilling Cat VIP

    Reputations:
    354
    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2012
    Messages:
    1,937
    Likes Received:
    2,933
    Same for me..... 5am everyday.

    Same for me.....I'm the only one scooping the box in this household.
     
  18. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    16,541
    Likes Received:
    41,323
    I was away for the weekend and I saw that he texted my son to do it!! Lazy ass....
     
  19. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    23,287
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    10,033
    Likes Received:
    30,220
    That is one of the benefits to letting her out. The litter box hardly ever needs cleaning.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and Pooh bear like this.
  20. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    28,321
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    15,856
    Likes Received:
    20,941