Beth's Creepy Alarm Clock

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  1. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    Catnip on the phony tits?
     
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    This vapid cunt got up, put on fake eye lashes so she could lay back down and pretend to wake up to a cat licking her!
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    No I can't relate bitch....I use a real alarm so I can get up and work and do something with my day.
     
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    Trying to see what happened to them, since they send smaller than they where 6 months ago.
     
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    The fucking cat is blind ! Probably thinks someone left an open bottle of wine on the bed.
     
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    Nothing like a good pussy licking early in the morning
     
  8. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Cats lick their assholes. Does blind Bella who is blind also try to cover you up?. That's litterbox behaviour.. Stupid.

    So glad stupid doesn't ride horses. But it would be OK if it pulled a Christopher Reeves.


    F mutt
     
  9. BethOsItchyHem

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    Poor Bianca had to lick the peanut butter out of her horse vag.
     
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    We have a cat. She gets up about 5 am every day, comes into the bedroom and starts messing around with the shades and making all kinds of noise. She wants to go outside.
    It never once occurred to me to grab my phone and make a video of it and post it online. I find it fucking annoying and I wish my wife would wake up and take care of it but I always get stuck.
    :bigcry:
     
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    So who's in Beth's bedroom shooting the video if she is asleep? We know it's not Howard he is in NY.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :console: You're a good egg.....my husband won't even scoop out the litter box :what:
     
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    These guys, who just left Howard's room.

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    Same for me..... 5am everyday.

    Same for me.....I'm the only one scooping the box in this household.
     
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    I was away for the weekend and I saw that he texted my son to do it!! Lazy ass....
     
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    That is one of the benefits to letting her out. The litter box hardly ever needs cleaning.
     
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