Beth's Family Emergency!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Roland Schwinn, Nov 8, 2015.

  1. Roland Schwinn

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    Did it happen yet? Has anyone heard anything!?!?
     
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    She'll come back looking Japanesee.
     
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    Can it really be an emergency if its pre-planned?
     
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    No.
     
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    She hasnt posted on instagram in the last 8 hours.

    Im genuinely worried now.
     
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    The new emergency is the Emily article.
     
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    She posted only 7 photos on Instagram roughly 8 hours ago. Nothing since. So this pre-planned emergency that is scheduled to be taking place right about when George has to hit the stage is in full effect.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Ewwww...her shoes are off and her bare feet are all over the floor of the doctors office...I see cooties in her future
     
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    It'll be a couple of days before her makeup will be able to cover the light bruising that invariably results from the facelift tune-up procedure. ;)
     
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    Wonder if Howard will have the balls to show up at George's premiere and walk the red carpet like he promised. I'm sure the media will have a lot of uncomfortable questions for him.
     
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    Maybe one of the areolas fell off
     
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    Not a fucking chance. Howard needs his sleep. He does a radio show in the morning.
     
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    Yep, but Howard told George he was definitely going:

    George Takei Sits In. 11/02/15. 7:00am
    George said they open this Sunday with Howard, Beth and Robin. Howard said he's going to break something to him. Howard said he's coming to the opening but Beth is not. He said she has a family emergency and she can't make it. Howard said he's going to go and walk the red carpet. Howard said he'll be there for the red carpet but he won't see the play. He said he'll come back when Beth returns. Howard said Beth wants to see it so she wants to see it with him. Howard said he's going to go to the press to say hello and then he'll get the fuck out of there.


     
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    She might be holding the mouse upside down
     
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    Speaking of George. I was reading my vanity fair this month. He got the back page "questionnaire". (They do one in every issue). They ask basically the same questions every time. For the what do you regard as the lowest depth of misery question....his reply. "Internet forums". Say what George???! Oh my!
     
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    George Takei was Stern's cheap way of avoiding a "nappy headed ho" situation with the gays, as he could see which way the wind was blowing, and having Takei on as his human shield protected him from all his past gay humor. Was listening to a repeat of an old show where they cut out stern hall H P eric a "Homo." Wow. "A morning zoo, run by a boring Jew.:
     
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    OH MY LORD this is quite the tenses! :nooo::ohnoes:
     
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    The family is trying to find a way to remove Felonious Bob Ostrosky's ankle monitor without detection
     
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