Stern Show Beth's Fan Page

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  1. njguy8

    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm going to guess that this has been posted here before. If so, I apologize to the author. I mean no disrespect.

    I found it browsing around and I thought it was just way too funny to pass up.

    If you like Beth you're going to HATE it. But if you're like me and you can't stand the sight or sound of her, sit back and enjoy.....


    http://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/
     
  2. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    holy cow !
     
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  3. ICU

    ICU Well-Known Member

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    scorched
     
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    thunderfist2112 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    No, it's never been posted or talked about here before.
     
  6. mrd160

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  7. Senator Rick

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    Dame Beth-Man makes a brilliant point here:

    The problem with Howard's boring sleepy time satellite radio show is that it airs in the mornings when people are traveling to work and are actually at work which is dangerous if you are driving a car or operating heavy machinery, or have any job where you need to be awake since Howard puts you right to sleep.

    You see, the joke of the Johnny Carson show was that it aired at 11:30 at night, so people never saw the whole show because they fell asleep since most people are up all day and sleep at night, so would always go to bed with Johnny.
    Howard needs to air his live pre-recorded stale interviews and bits at night, starting at about 11:30 p.m. or later, since it completely puts everyone out like a light.

    The entire world are not Beth and Howard Stern who have nothing to do but roll around on the floor staring at cats or watching 89 hours of The Bachelor.

    Same with Robin Quivers, she just spends her long lonely days scooting between the fridge and TV while wearing headphones and waiting to read some old news items that she has propped on her TV tray and the notes accidentally drop into her turkey gravy and she has to tune into the Today Show to get some news items to read off on the air, so a late night radio show would work better.




    Great writing!
     
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  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I know. I thought more people would be interested in it. Oh well, it is what it is.
     
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    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    That is well said. Thanks for posting it.
     
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    cutting edge
     
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    If I drove long distances and used satellite radio, I could never listen to that boring show. I realized that I need music or fun or intelligence over the airwaves. Most of us do, I imagine. Otherwise we'd be listening to the self-proclaimed most honest broadcaster in America. "scuse me while I puke.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    That blog owner HAS to be, at a minimum, a lurker here. I can understand why they wouldn't come out to expose themselves. Keep up the good work!
     
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    TheHighHat Well-Known Member

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    His face is waaaaaaay too full here for a guy on a "3 almonds a day" diet, unless he's storing 2 months' worth in his cheeks.

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    Lots of people here love that blog. They're so brutal!
     
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    I love that blog. I wish we knew who the writer is.
     
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    whoever it is she has to be a professional scribe
     
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