Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Nov 6, 2014.
One of four new kittens named by Howard. George, Paul, Ringo and Johnny
she never uses her wonkey eye!
Her nose is bigger than the kittens head.
Her whole life is kittens, selfies, and wine.
Wish all her kittens did this................
It's over Johnny.
hope they get fleas...
This kitten obsession is such a metaphor for her life.
Take a cute, cuddly kitty, keep it for a few weeks while it's still adorable and then, long before it turns into just a plain old cat, turn it over to someone else to do the real work of raising the animal.
Consuela draws the bath four times a day at Chimney Manor so that Beff can freshen up inbetween extended sofa sessions and the NSAL drones keep a steady influx of living "toys" rolling through the door so that the pointlessness of her existence can continue to be masked.
Wow Wiggy is so lucky finding such a intelligent, worldly, and such a deep woman.
Another one eye hide my face but look at me..That wonk must be really looking bad with all the face tightening moooose does.
My guess is that's what you focus on when viewing the moooose...a giant moooose with an eye pointing at URANUS at all times.
It's quite aware of the wonk and goes into godzilla smile mode so the eye disappears into the dimeslots.
I've done girls with a bad eye and photo sessions are hell lining everything up...mooose's bad eye is from surgery.
I guess it got a 2 for 1, tits and eyes and both wonked...what a fucking bummer.
Someone told moooooose's parents..who were wondering why supermoooose wasn't on the cover of everything after all the money
they spent on modoeing lessons....'' oh beefus is beutifoe it's just that it's got a bad eye and isn't feminine.
Does the mooose have a fucking clue there are girls that are fucking perfect out there...
Another 1 eye selfie...this is just getting down right hilarious...moooose is on some heavy ass anti depressants ....
4 hours ago
Breakfastheck Medicationsheck Poopheck. Playtime!!!
These sound like the three steps Beth takes in morning before playing with kittens except she only poops once a month.
Fast forward six months:
"One of our 26 new kittens named by Howard: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout..."
You left out completely outrageous whopping lies told as easily as it breathes.
Howard hates moooose...But he's dug himself quite a hole with scott...
Moooose has no friends...even that katie lee that looks like a 4 inch pube in a gas station toilet ditched the mooose.
People tolerate it for the cash....
No Hamptons parties for moooose....no invites for nothing...no one from the glory days in the uk calls either..wtf mooooose
I guess you never though all the lies would come back to haunt your linebacker ass.. you can't even prove your female.
What's the significance of your new avatar?
All these videos and photos belong in an ASPCA commercial. "Please help save these poor animals from Beth."
Hey Beth....recognize this species? Ever held one of them?