Beth's grades in high school ?

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    She got into U of Pitt so she must have had at least a C average and passed the SAT (minimum requirements?) I guess my point is how was this possible? She must have failed a bunch of classes you would think. Her's dad's dentist money couldn't have got her in all by itself if she didnt have decent grades. I think you need to pass Algebra 2 to get into a 4 year school and youre telling me she passed Algebra let alone Algebra 2? Weird.
     
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    in all fairness Beth was accursed with the lazy eye
     
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    I'm sure she gave out a bunch of sloppy blow jobs just to maintain her C- average.
     
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    No crapping on Pitt and their illustrious alumni is complete without WVU weighing in:

     
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    What does this have to do with the price of tea in China?
     
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    Remember her Principal? Extra credit.
     
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    How it was possible...cued up.
     
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    Didn't she suck her principals dick?
     
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    She got an A in swallowing
     
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    Standards are much lower if you are 'special needs'. And it would take the admissions board about three seconds to see that our equine gold digger needed dispensation. They probably assumed the student body would benefit from exposure to her able-person ability to take care of cats.
     
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    God, that is so fucking stupid. Her explanation and Howard and Robin's reactions… all so stupid. It's weird, but uninteresting and probably a lie. Either nothing like that ever happened or something inappropriate was going on. Sure, a principal has lunch with a female high school student and it's not weird or creepy.
     
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